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Paul: Anesthesiology, huh?

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Paul:Anesthesiology, huh? My wife says I put people tosleep even without the drugs. I'm surprised you're still awake. He uses thatjoke like twice a week. - What's your field, Paul?- Occupational therapy. - Okay.- Oh. Like career counseling? Uh, no, it's just like physical therapy, but focused onworkplace injuries and rehab. Repetitive stress, lower back,that sort of thing. A lot of shoulder problems. I'm in-house over at Omaha steaks. He does a lot of papen/vork. Yeah, well, I get a littlecarpal tunnel of my own - from time to time.- Tell me about it. Medicine these daysis all about covering your ass. Hey, Paul, weren't you pre-meddown in Lincoln? Good memory. Yeah, I put in two years. Then my mom got real sick, so I moved back to Omahato take care of her. I wanted to be a surgeon, actually. You know, we might've ended upworking together. You could've been my anesthesiologist! An esth esiologist: How about that?Paul:Yeah

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Paul Anesthesiology huh

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My wife says I put people to sleep even without the drugs

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I'm surprised you're still awake

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He uses thatjoke like twice a week

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What's your field Paul Occupational therapy

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Okay Oh Like career counseling

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Uh no it's just like physical therapy

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but focused on workplace injuries and rehab

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Repetitive stress lower back that sort of thing

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A lot of shoulder problems

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I'm in house over at Omaha steaks

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He does a lot of papen vork

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Yeah well I get a little carpal tunnel of my own

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from time to time Tell me about it

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Medicine these days is all about covering your ass

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Hey Paul weren't you pre med down in Lincoln

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Good memory Yeah I put in two years

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Then my mom got real sick

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so I moved back to Omaha to take care of her

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I wanted to be a surgeon actually

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You know we might've ended up working together

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You could've been my anesthesiologist

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An esth esiologist How about that Paul Yeah

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أختصاصك التخدير صحيح

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تقول لي زوجتي بأنني أجعل الناس تغفوا بلا مخدرات

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أنا متفاجيء من أنك لا زلت صاح

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أنه يقول هذه النكتة مرتين كل أسبوع

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ما هو أختصاصك يا بول

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أنه العلاج الوظيفي

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جيد

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أتقصد كالأستشارة الوظيفية

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كلا أنه نوع من أنواع العلاج الفيزيائي

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ولكنه مختص بأصابات في مكان العمل وأعادة التأهيل

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والتوتر المتكرر وألم أسفل الظهر ومن هذا النوع

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والعديد من مشاكل الكتف

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أنا في منزل في منطقة أوماها ستيكس

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أقوم بالكثير من التقارير الورقية أجل في الحقيقة

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وأحصل على أصابات بنفسي أيضا

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حدثني عن ذلك

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فهذا كل ما هو عليه الطب هذه الايام

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ألم تدرس الطب في جامعة لنكولن من قبل

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لديك ذاكرة جيدة نعم لسنتين فقط

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ومن ثم مرضت أمي بشدة

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لذا أنتقلت الى أوماها للأعتناء بها

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أردت أن أصبح جراحا في الواقع

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لكنا نعمل سويا الأن

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لكنت طبيب التخدير الخاص بي

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يا لها من فكرة نعم

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Anesteziologie jo

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Má žena říká že uspávám lidi i bez těch prášků

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Divím se že jste ještě vzhůru

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Takhle vtipkuje tak 2x do týdne

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A co děláš ty Paule Ergoterapie

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Aha Jako pracovní poradenství

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Ne je to jako fyziologická terapie ale zaměřená na pracovní zranění

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odvykačky odbourávání stresu zablokovaná záda a tak podobně

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Hodně problémů s rameny

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Dělám v podniku ConAgra

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Má tam hodně papírování Jo

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Mám pocit že budu mít karpální syndrom

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Podívej mi o tom V lékařství si dneska musíš krýt zadek

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A nedělal jsi medicínu na Lincolnově

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Máš pamatováka Jo

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Byl jsem tam dva roky

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Pak mi onemocněla matka tak jsem odešel abych se o ni postaral

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Vlastně jsem chtěl být chirurg

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Mohli jsme nakonec dělat spolu

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Mohl jsi mi dělat anesteziologa

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Co ty na to Jo

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L'anesthésiologie

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Ma femme dit que j'endors les gens sans anesthésiant

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Je suis surpris que tu sois encore éveillé

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Il raconte cette blague deux fois par semaine

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Tu travailles dans quoi Paul L'ergothérapie

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D'accord Comme l'orientation professionnelle

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Non c'est de la thérapie physique

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mais spécialisée dans les accidents du travail et la réhabilitation

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Le stress répétitif le bas du dos ce genre de truc

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Beaucoup de problèmes d'épaules

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Je travaille pour Omaha Steaks

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Il fait beaucoup de paperasse

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J'ai moi même une tendinite

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de temps à autre Tu m'en diras tant

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Aujourd'hui les médecins veulent seulement couvrir leurs arrières

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Paul tu ne t'orientais pas vers la médecine à Lincoln

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Bonne mémoire J'y ai passé deux ans

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Ma mère est tombée malade

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alors je suis retourné à Omaha pour m'occuper d'elle

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Je voulais être chirurgien en fait

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Tu sais on aurait peut être fini par travailler ensemble

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Tu aurais pu être mon anesthésiste

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Vraiment Oui

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Anästhesie was

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Meine Frau sagt ich schläfere Leute schon ohne Medikamente ein

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Dass du noch wach bist

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Den Witz erzählt er bestimmt zweimal die Woche

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Was ist dein Gebiet Paul Berufsbezogene Therapie

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So wie Berufsberatung

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Nein eher wie Physiotherapie bei Arbeitsunfällen und Rehabilitation

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RSI Syndrom Rückenschmerzen so was

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Viele Schulterprobleme

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Ich arbeite werksintern bei Omaha Steaks

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Er macht viel Papierkram

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Ja ich kriege ab und zu selbst schon Karpaltunnelschmerzen

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Wem sagst du das In der Medizin geht's heute darum seinen Arsch zu retten

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Paul warst du in Lincoln nicht im vormedizinischen Programm

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Gutes Gedächtnis Ja zwei Jahre

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Dann wurde meine Mutter krank und ich zog nach Omaha um sie zu pflegen

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Ich wollte eigentlich Chirurg werden

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Vielleicht hätten wir dann zusammengearbeitet

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Du hättest mein Anästhesist sein können Tatsächlich

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Anestesiologi ya

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Istriku bilang aku bisa membuat orang tidur tanpa obat jadi

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Aku terkejut kau masih terjaga

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Dia memakai lelucon itu seminggu dua kali

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Apa pekerjaanmu Paul Berhubungan dengan terapi

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Seperti konseling

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Tidak Hanya terapi fisik Fokus pada luka lama dan rehabilitasi

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Tergantung pada stres punggung bawah hal macam itu

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Masalah di bahu Aku melakukan pelatihan

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Dia melakukan pekerjaan banyak orang Ya

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Kadang tanganku mati rasa dari waktu ke waktu Ya

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0bat sekarang semuanya tentang menutupi kekacauan

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Bukankah kau sekolah kedokteran di Lincoln Ingatan yang bagus Ya

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Selama 2 tahun

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Lalu ibuku sakit jadi aku pindah kembali ke 0maha

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untuk mengurus dia

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Sebenarnya aku ingin menjadi dokter bedah

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Kita mungkin bisa berakhir bekerja bersama sama

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Kau bisa saja menjadi ahli anestesiku

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Sungguh Ya

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Anestesiologia

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Per mia moglie faccio addormentare anche senza farmaci

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Strano che siate ancora svegli

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Fa la stessa battuta due volte a settimana

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Tu di cosa ti occupi Di terapia occupazionale

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D'accordo Quindi fai consulenza di carriera

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No una fisioterapia specifica

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mirata alla cura e alla riabilitazione degli infortuni sul lavoro

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Stress da lavoro ripetitivo Dolori lombari Roba del genere

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Moltissimi problemi alle spalle

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Lavoro alla Omaha Steaks

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Scrive montagne di scartoffie

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Già A volte soffro di tunnel carpale anch'io

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Non dirlo a me

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Oggi fare il medico significa pararsi il culo

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Paul non ti eri iscritto a medicina alla Lincoln

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Che memoria Sì ho fatto due anni

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Poi mia madre si è aggravata e sono tornato a casa per starle dietro

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Volevo diventare chirurgo

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Avremmo potuto lavorare insieme

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Potevi essere il mio anestesista

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Pensa un po' Già

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麻酔学か

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俺は人に眠気をもたらすって妻が言うんだ

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まだ起きてるなんてビックリだ

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週2回くらい冗談を言うのよ

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ポール仕事は何を

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作業療法だよ

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なるほど

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進路相談みたいなもの

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いや理学療法みたいなものだよ

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ただリハビリ施設などがメインです

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反復性ストレス腰痛とかそう言うのをね

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肩の治療とかも多いです

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オマハステーキの社内にいます

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彼は沢山の紙仕事があるんです

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まぁ時々手根管で悩まされるけど

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まぁ

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最近のクスリは病気を隠すだけ

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そういえばリンカーンで医学生じゃなかった

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記憶力いいね 2年間いたよ

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そしたら母が病気になって

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彼女の面倒を見るためにオマハに戻ってきたんだよ

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実際は外科医になりたかったんだ

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もしかしたら一緒に仕事してたかもね

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君は麻酔専門医になってたかも

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Anestezjologia

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Moja żona mówi że usypiam ludzi nawet bez lekarstw

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Jestem zaskoczony że ciągle nie śpisz

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Używa tego żartu 2 razy w tygodniu

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W czym pracujesz Paul Terapia zajęciowa

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Pomagasz ludziom wybrać zawód

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To rodzaj terapii fizycznej

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z większym zakresem rehabilitacji

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Uporczywy stres i tego rodzaju rzeczy

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Dużo problemów z kończynami

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Pracuję niedaleko Omaha Steak

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Wykonuje dużo papierkowej roboty

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Tak zaczynam czuć swoje nadgarstki

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Tak znam ten ból

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Dzisiaj Medycyna najpierw zabezpiecza siebie a dopiero potem cię leczy

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Paul czy ty nie byłeś na medycynie w Lincoln

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Masz dobrą pamięć Tak 2 lata

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Wtedy zachorowała moja matka

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i musiałem wrócić do Omaha

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Chciałem zostać chirurgiem

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Wiesz mogli byśmy wtedy pracować razem

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Mogła byś wtedy być moją anestezjolożką

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Co ty na to

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Анестезиолог представляешь

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Жена говорит со мной люди и так засыпают

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Удивлен что вы еще не спите

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Он эту шутку дважды в неделю повторяет

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А ты чем занимаешься Оккупационная терапия

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Ясно Консультируешь по выбору карьеры

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Нет это что то вроде физиотерапии

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но с акцентом на производственные травмы и реабилитацию

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Накопленный стресс боли в пояснице и всё такое

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Боли в плечевом поясе

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Я работаю в

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Заполняет тонну бумаг

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Да уж даже запястный канал болит

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время от времени Знакомо

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Нынешняя медицина требует прикрывать свою задницу

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Пол ты же ходил на подготовку в Линкольне

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У тебя хорошая память Да два года

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Потом заболела мама

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и я вернулся в Омаху чтобы за ней ухаживать

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Вообще то я мечтал стать хирургом

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Мы могли бы работать вместе

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Ты мог бы быть моим анестезиологом

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Представляешь Да уж

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Anestesiología

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Mi esposa dice que pongo a la gente a

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dormir incluso sin las drogas así que

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Me sorprende que aún estén despiertos

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Usa ese chiste como dos veces por semana

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Cuál es tu campo Paul

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Terapia ocupacional

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De acuerdo

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Como consejería profesional

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No es como la fisioterapia

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Pero centrada en lesiones laborales y rehabilitación

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estrés repetitivo espalda baja ese tipo de cosas

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Muchos problemas de hombro

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Estoy en la casa en Omaha Steaks

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Hace mucho papeleo Sí bueno

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Tengo mi propio túnel carpiano de vez en cuando

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Ni me lo digas

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La medicina en estos días es para cubrirte el trasero

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Pero no hacías pre medicina en Lincoln

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Buena memoria sí Le invertí dos años

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entonces mi madre se puso muy enferma

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así que volví a Omaha para cuidarla

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Quería ser cirujano en realidad

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Sabes podríamos haber terminado trabajando juntos

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Podrías haber sido mi anestesiólogo

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Qué tal eso Sí

Available in 11 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

7

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:12

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Genres

drama, fantasy, sci-fi

Production

Paramount Pictures,Ad Hominem Enterprises,Gran Via Productions,Annapurna Pictures

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Movie Summary

A social satire in which a man realizes he would have a better life if he were to shrink himself to five inches tall, allowing him to live in wealth and splendor.