Alright, that's it.
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Dr. Dolittle:
Alright, Archie, I'm not playing anymore. I want you to come out of there right now, you big coward! Archie:
Uh, excuse me, but who are you calling a coward? [comes out of the cave] Dr. Dolittle:
You! I'm calling you a coward! You're a big coward for quitting like this! Archie:
Well, it's hard. Dr. Dolittle:
You wanna know what hard is, Archie? My wife is mad at me, my daughter's mad at me, and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza boy who greets me by saying "Hey, Dr. D, what's up?" Now I'm listening to a big furry baby saying that he wants to quit 'cause it's too hard! Archie:
Well, Ava laughed at me. Dr. Dolittle:
Oh, boo hoo! Ava laughed at me! I love her and I need her and she laughed at me! You know what? You don't even deserve Ava! Why would she want to spend her life with a coward like you? [pokes Archie on the nose] Archie:
Hey, don't poke the bear, buddy. Dr. Dolittle:
Oh, I didn't poke a bear, 'cause if I poked a bear, a bear would be mauling me, so I don't know what I poked, but it sure as hell ain't no bear! [pokes Archie again] Archie:
Hey, I'm warning you. Dr. Dolittle:
Yeah, and I'm poking you! [continues poking] Archie:
Stop it. Dr. Dolittle:
Alright, poke, poke, poke! Archie:
Alright, that's it. [pushes Dolittle over the edge]
Alright, Archie, I'm not playing anymore. I want you to come out of there right now, you big coward! Archie:
Uh, excuse me, but who are you calling a coward? [comes out of the cave] Dr. Dolittle:
You! I'm calling you a coward! You're a big coward for quitting like this! Archie:
Well, it's hard. Dr. Dolittle:
You wanna know what hard is, Archie? My wife is mad at me, my daughter's mad at me, and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza boy who greets me by saying "Hey, Dr. D, what's up?" Now I'm listening to a big furry baby saying that he wants to quit 'cause it's too hard! Archie:
Well, Ava laughed at me. Dr. Dolittle:
Oh, boo hoo! Ava laughed at me! I love her and I need her and she laughed at me! You know what? You don't even deserve Ava! Why would she want to spend her life with a coward like you? [pokes Archie on the nose] Archie:
Hey, don't poke the bear, buddy. Dr. Dolittle:
Oh, I didn't poke a bear, 'cause if I poked a bear, a bear would be mauling me, so I don't know what I poked, but it sure as hell ain't no bear! [pokes Archie again] Archie:
Hey, I'm warning you. Dr. Dolittle:
Yeah, and I'm poking you! [continues poking] Archie:
Stop it. Dr. Dolittle:
Alright, poke, poke, poke! Archie:
Alright, that's it. [pushes Dolittle over the edge]
Full Transcript
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All right Archie I'm not playin' anymore
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I want you to come out here right now you big coward
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Uh excuse me who are you calling a coward
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You I'm calling you a coward
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You're a big coward for quitting like this
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Oh it's hard You know what hard is Archie
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My wife is mad at me My daughter's mad at me
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and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza boy
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who greets you by saying Yo Dr d whassup
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Now I'm standing here listening to a big furry baby crying
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telling me he wants to quit 'cause it's too hard
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Well Ava laughed at me
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Oh boo hoo Ava laughed at me
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I love her and I need her and she laughed at me
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You know somethin' You don't even deserve Ava
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Why should Ava have to spend the rest of her life
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with a coward like you
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Hey don't poke the bear buddy
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Well I didn't poke a bear Because if I poked a bear
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a bear would be maulin' me so I don't know what I poked
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but it sure as hell ain't no bear
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Hey I'm warnin' you Oh yeah And I'm pokin' you
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Hey stop it Fine Poke poke poke
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All right that's it Uhh
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Movie Summary
Dolittle must save a forest and a bear's life.
