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�� Pretending to be classy,
but just poor white trash. ♪ ♪ The tragic but true fact is ♪ a bitter aging actress ♪ who's agent just
recently dropped her. ♪ ♪ Sittin' on her ass,
drinking cheap boxed wine, ♪ ♪ 'til she took a bogus
class while at home online. ♪ ♪ Finished fast, came in
last, barely passed. ♪ ♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor. ♪ ♪ Who would have guessed
that this phony would treat ♪ ♪ the craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪ ♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪ ♪ is her slutty blonde
assistant, that dumb
whore, Sherry. ♪ ♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list. ♪ ♪ It's Doctor Jackie, the
unlicensed psychotherapist. ♪ [door slams] [laughing] Honey, that's what I said
but just poor white trash. ♪ ♪ The tragic but true fact is ♪ a bitter aging actress ♪ who's agent just
recently dropped her. ♪ ♪ Sittin' on her ass,
drinking cheap boxed wine, ♪ ♪ 'til she took a bogus
class while at home online. ♪ ♪ Finished fast, came in
last, barely passed. ♪ ♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor. ♪ ♪ Who would have guessed
that this phony would treat ♪ ♪ the craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪ ♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪ ♪ is her slutty blonde
assistant, that dumb
whore, Sherry. ♪ ♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list. ♪ ♪ It's Doctor Jackie, the
unlicensed psychotherapist. ♪ [door slams] [laughing] Honey, that's what I said
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♪ Pretending to be classy,
but just poor white trash. ♪
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♪ The tragic but true fact is
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♪ a bitter aging actress
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♪ who's agent just
recently dropped her. ♪
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♪ Sittin' on her ass,
drinking cheap boxed wine, ♪
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♪ 'til she took a bogus
class while at home online. ♪
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♪ Finished fast, came in
last, barely passed. ♪
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♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor. ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that this phony would treat ♪
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♪ the craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪
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♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪
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♪ is her slutty blonde
assistant, that dumb
whore, Sherry. ♪
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♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list. ♪
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♪ It's Doctor Jackie, the
unlicensed psychotherapist. ♪
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[door slams]
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[laughing]
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Honey, that's what I said.
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Movie Summary
Failed actress Jackie Beat has finally become a psychotherapist. Using role-playing, primal scream therapy, ink-blot tests and even puppets, she is helping her funny, famous and fabulous "friends" navigate the rocky road of mental...