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�� She was unemployed, unhappy ♪ She had no cash ♪ Pretending to be classy,
but just poor white trash ♪ ♪ The tragic but true fact is ♪ A bitter aging actress ♪ Whose agent just
recently dropped her ♪ ♪ Sitting on her ass
drinking cheap, boxed wine ♪ ♪ 'Til she took a bogus
class while at home online ♪ ♪ Finished fast, came
in last, barely passed ♪ ♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor ♪ ♪ Who woulda guess that
this phony would treat ♪ ♪ The craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪ ♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪ ♪ Is her slutty
blonde assistant ♪ ♪ The dumb whore Sherry ♪ You don't wanna be
on our client list ♪ ♪ It's Dr. Jackie ♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist ♪ [door thuds] Good morning,
here's your mail
but just poor white trash ♪ ♪ The tragic but true fact is ♪ A bitter aging actress ♪ Whose agent just
recently dropped her ♪ ♪ Sitting on her ass
drinking cheap, boxed wine ♪ ♪ 'Til she took a bogus
class while at home online ♪ ♪ Finished fast, came
in last, barely passed ♪ ♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor ♪ ♪ Who woulda guess that
this phony would treat ♪ ♪ The craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪ ♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪ ♪ Is her slutty
blonde assistant ♪ ♪ The dumb whore Sherry ♪ You don't wanna be
on our client list ♪ ♪ It's Dr. Jackie ♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist ♪ [door thuds] Good morning,
here's your mail
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♪ She was unemployed, unhappy
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♪ She had no cash
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♪ Pretending to be classy,
but just poor white trash ♪
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♪ The tragic but true fact is
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♪ A bitter aging actress
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♪ Whose agent just
recently dropped her ♪
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♪ Sitting on her ass
drinking cheap, boxed wine ♪
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♪ 'Til she took a bogus
class while at home online ♪
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♪ Finished fast, came
in last, barely passed ♪
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♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor ♪
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♪ Who woulda guess that
this phony would treat ♪
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♪ The craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪
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♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪
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♪ Is her slutty
blonde assistant ♪
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♪ The dumb whore Sherry
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♪ You don't wanna be
on our client list ♪
00:00:40.212 --> 00:00:43.285
♪ It's Dr. Jackie
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♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist ♪
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[door thuds]
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Good morning,
here's your mail.
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Movie Summary
Failed actress Jackie Beat has finally become a psychotherapist. Using role-playing, primal scream therapy, ink-blot tests and even puppets, she is helping her funny, famous and fabulous "friends" navigate the rocky road of mental...