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[upbeat music plays] ♪ She was unemployed, unhappy ♪ She had no cash ♪ Pretending to be classy,
but just poor white trash ♪ ♪ The tragic but true fact is ♪ A bitter aging actress's agent
just recently dropped her ♪ ♪ Sitting on her ass
drinking cheap boxed wine ♪ ♪ Until she took a bogus
glass while at home online ♪ ♪ Finished fast, came in
last, barely passed. ♪ ♪ Now the calls
herself a doctor ♪ ♪ Who woulda guessed that
this phony would treat ♪ ♪ The craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪ ♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪ ♪ Is your slutty
blonde assistant ♪ ♪ That dumb whore, Sherry ♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list ♪ ♪ It's Doctor Jackie ♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist ♪ [door slams]
[soft jazzy music plays] [singing] Don't worry,
life will get better
but just poor white trash ♪ ♪ The tragic but true fact is ♪ A bitter aging actress's agent
just recently dropped her ♪ ♪ Sitting on her ass
drinking cheap boxed wine ♪ ♪ Until she took a bogus
glass while at home online ♪ ♪ Finished fast, came in
last, barely passed. ♪ ♪ Now the calls
herself a doctor ♪ ♪ Who woulda guessed that
this phony would treat ♪ ♪ The craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪ ♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪ ♪ Is your slutty
blonde assistant ♪ ♪ That dumb whore, Sherry ♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list ♪ ♪ It's Doctor Jackie ♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist ♪ [door slams]
[soft jazzy music plays] [singing] Don't worry,
life will get better
Full Transcript
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[upbeat music plays]
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♪ She was unemployed, unhappy
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♪ She had no cash
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♪ Pretending to be classy,
but just poor white trash ♪
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♪ The tragic but true fact is
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♪ A bitter aging actress's agent
just recently dropped her ♪
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♪ Sitting on her ass
drinking cheap boxed wine ♪
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♪ Until she took a bogus
glass while at home online ♪
00:00:20.226 --> 00:00:23.119
♪ Finished fast, came in
last, barely passed. ♪
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♪ Now the calls
herself a doctor ♪
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♪ Who woulda guessed that
this phony would treat ♪
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♪ The craziest of
the showbiz elite ♪
00:00:33.205 --> 00:00:36.349
♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪
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♪ Is your slutty
blonde assistant ♪
00:00:37.083 --> 00:00:39.522
♪ That dumb whore, Sherry
00:00:39.522 --> 00:00:42.184
♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list ♪
00:00:42.179 --> 00:00:45.003
♪ It's Doctor Jackie
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♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist ♪
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[door slams]
[soft jazzy music plays]
00:00:57.001 --> 00:01:00.475
[singing] Don't worry,
life will get better.
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Movie Summary
Failed actress Jackie Beat has finally become a psychotherapist. Using role-playing, primal scream therapy, ink-blot tests and even puppets, she is helping her funny, famous and fabulous "friends" navigate the rocky road of mental...