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[upbeat music] ♪ She was unemployed, unhappy ♪ She had no cash ♪ Pretending to be classy,
but just poor white trash ♪ ♪ The tragic but true fact
is, a bitter aging actress ♪ ♪ Whose agent just
recently dropped her ♪ ♪ Sitting on her ass,
drinking cheap boxed wine ♪ ♪ Till she took a bogus
class, while at home online ♪ ♪ Finished fast, came
in last, barely passed ♪ ♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor ♪ ♪ Who woulda guessed ♪ that this phony would treat ♪ The craziest of
the show biz elite ♪ ♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪ ♪ is her slutty
blonde assistant, that
dumb whore, Sherry ♪ ♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list ♪ ♪ It's Doctor Jackie ♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist. ♪ [upbeat music] [keyboard clanking] Oh, good morning, Dr. Jackie
but just poor white trash ♪ ♪ The tragic but true fact
is, a bitter aging actress ♪ ♪ Whose agent just
recently dropped her ♪ ♪ Sitting on her ass,
drinking cheap boxed wine ♪ ♪ Till she took a bogus
class, while at home online ♪ ♪ Finished fast, came
in last, barely passed ♪ ♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor ♪ ♪ Who woulda guessed ♪ that this phony would treat ♪ The craziest of
the show biz elite ♪ ♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪ ♪ is her slutty
blonde assistant, that
dumb whore, Sherry ♪ ♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list ♪ ♪ It's Doctor Jackie ♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist. ♪ [upbeat music] [keyboard clanking] Oh, good morning, Dr. Jackie
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[upbeat music]
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♪ She was unemployed, unhappy
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♪ She had no cash
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♪ Pretending to be classy,
but just poor white trash ♪
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♪ The tragic but true fact
is, a bitter aging actress ♪
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♪ Whose agent just
recently dropped her ♪
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♪ Sitting on her ass,
drinking cheap boxed wine ♪
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♪ Till she took a bogus
class, while at home online ♪
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♪ Finished fast, came
in last, barely passed ♪
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♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor ♪
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♪ Who woulda guessed
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♪ that this phony would treat
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♪ The craziest of
the show biz elite ♪
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♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪
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♪ is her slutty
blonde assistant, that
dumb whore, Sherry ♪
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♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list ♪
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♪ It's Doctor Jackie
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♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist. ♪
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[upbeat music]
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[keyboard clanking]
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Oh, good morning, Dr. Jackie.
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Movie Summary
Failed actress Jackie Beat has finally become a psychotherapist. Using role-playing, primal scream therapy, ink-blot tests and even puppets, she is helping her funny, famous and fabulous "friends" navigate the rocky road of mental...