General Ripper called Strategic Air Command headquarters shortly after he issued the go...
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General "Buck" Turgidson:
General Ripper called Strategic Air Command headquarters shortly after he issued the go code. I have a portion of the transcript of that conversation if you'd like me to to read it.
President Merkin Muffley:
Read it!
General "Buck" Turgidson:
Ahem... The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, uh, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. God bless you all" and he hung up.
[beat]
General "Buck" Turgidson:
Uh, we're, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.
President Merkin Muffley:
There's nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.
General "Buck" Turgidson:
We-he-ell, uh, I'd like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in.
President Merkin Muffley:
General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you *assured* me there was *no* possibility of such a thing *ever* occurring!
General "Buck" Turgidson:
Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.
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shortly after he issued the go code.
I have a portion of the conversation
transcript if you'd like me to read it.
Read it.
The duty officer asked
General Ripper...
to confirm the fact that he had
issued the go code and he said:
"Yes, gentlemen, they are on their way
in and no one can bring them back.
For the sake of our country
and our way of life...
I suggest you get the rest of SAC
in after them.
Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed
by Red retaliation.
My boys will give you the best kind
of start: 1,400 megatons worth.
And you sure as hell
won't stop them now.
So let's get going.
There's no other choice.
God willing, we will prevail
in peace and freedom from fear...
and in true health
through the purity...
and essence of our natural...
fluids.
God bless you all."
Then he hung up.
We're still trying to figure out
the meaning of that last phrase, sir.
There's nothing to figure out.
This man is obviously a psychotic.
I'd like to hold off judgment
until all the facts are in.
General Turgidson, when you instituted
the human reliability tests...
you assured me there was no possibility
of such a thing ever occurring.
Well, I don't think it's fair
to condemn a whole program...
because of a single slipup, sir.
I want to speak to General Ripper
on the telephone.
That's impossible.
General Turgidson, I am becoming
less and less interested...
in your estimates
of what is possible and impossible.
General Faceman.
Yes, sir?
Are there any army units
stationed near Burpelson?
I'll just check, sir.
Hello?
I told you never to call me here.
Don't you know where I am?
Look, baby, I can't talk to you now.
My president needs me.
Of course Bucky would rather
be there with you.
Of course it isn't only physical.
I deeply respect you
as a human being.
Someday I'm going to make you
Mrs. Buck Turgidson.
Oh, listen, you go back to sleep.
Bucky will be there as soon as he can.
All right. Listen, don't forget
to say your prayers.
Apparently,
the 23rd Airborne Division...
is stationed seven miles away
at Alvarado.
General Faceman, I want them to enter
the base, locate General Ripper...
and put him in immediate
telephone contact with me.
Yes, sir.
Mr. President?
If I may advise.
Under a condition red, it is standard
procedure that the base be sealed off...
and the base defended
by base security troops.
Any force trying to enter would
certainly encounter heavy casualties.
General Turgidson, with all due respect
for your defense team...
my boys can brush them aside
without too much trouble.
Mr. President, there are one or two
points I'd like to make, if I may?
Go ahead, General.
One: Our hopes for recalling
the 843rd Bomb Wing...
are quickly being reduced
to a very low order of probability.
Two: In less than 15 minutes
from now...
the Ruskies will be making
radar contact with the planes.
Three: When they do...
they will go absolutely ape and
strike back with everything they've got.
Four: If prior to this time...
we have done nothing to suppress
their retaliatory capabilities...
we will suffer virtual annihilation.
Five: Lf, on the other hand...
we immediately launched an attack
on their airfields and missile bases...
Clip duration: 257 seconds
Views: 283
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, war
Summary: An insane American general orders a bombing attack on the Soviet Union, triggering a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop.
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00:25 We got three engines out
00:26 If the pilot's good
00:48 It would not be difficult
00:18 I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches
00:50 Were you ever a prisoner of war
00:22 Based on the findings of the report
00:43 I told you never to call me here
00:49 Truth is not always a pleasant thing
03:21 Burpelson Air Force Base
00:42 Strangelove
00:21 I must know what you think has been going on here
03:53 Your Commie has no regard for human life
00:23 You look at me
00:18 Just one second
00:20 I've been to one world fair
00:28 Tell you what you do
00:30 That is correct
01:14 I'm afraid we're unable to communicate with any of...
03:43 Group Captain
00:11 I don't give a hoot in Hell how you do it