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No no Dimitri there must be some mistakeNo I'm certain of thatI'm perfectly certain of that DimitriJust a second You know what he saysHe says that one of the planes hasn't turned backHe says according
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Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Mr. President, I'm beginning to smell a big, fat Commie rat! I mean, supposin' Kissov is...

President Merkin Muffley: No. No, Dimitri, there must be some mistake. No, I'm certain of that. I'm perfectly certain of that, Dimitri. Just a second.President Merkin Muffley:You know what He says? He says that one of the planes hasn't turned back. He says according to information forwarded by our air staff, it's headed for the missile complex at Lapuda.General "Buck" Turgidson:Why...General "Buck" Turgidson:That's impossible, Mr. President. I mean, look at the big board! Thirty-four planes, thirty recalls acknowledged, and four splashes, and one of them was targeted for Lapuda!President Merkin Muffley:Dimitri? Look, we've got an acknowledgement from every plane except the four you've shot down.President Merkin Muffley:Oh. Oh.President Merkin Muffley:He says...President Merkin Muffley:Hang on a second, Dimitri.President Merkin Muffley:He says their air staff now only claims three aircraft confirmed. The fourth may only be damaged.General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, I'm beginning to smell a big, fat Commie rat! I mean, supposin' Kissov is lying about that fourth plane, just lookin' for an excuse to clobber us. I mean, if the spaghetti hits the fan, now, we're in trouble

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No no Dimitri there must be some mistake
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No I'm certain of that
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I'm perfectly certain of that Dimitri
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Just a second You know what he says
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He says that one of the planes hasn't turned back
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He says according to information forwarded by our air staffs
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it's headed for the missile complex at laputa
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Wha Wha
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That's impossible Mr President I mean look at the big board
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Thirty four planes 30 recalls acknowledged and four splashes
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and one of them was targeted for laputa
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Dimitri look we've got an acknowledgment from every plane
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except the four you've shot down
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He hang on a second Dimitri
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He says their air defense now only claims three aircraft confirmed
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The fourth may only be damaged
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Mr President I'm beginning to smell a big fat commie rat
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I mean supposing kissoff is lying about that fourth plane
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just looking for an excuse to clobber us
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I mean if the spaghetti hits the fan now we're in trouble
Available in 8 languages
Duration
79 seconds
Views
855
Timestamp in Movie
01:15:05
Uploaded
Feb 25, 2026
Genres
comedy, war
Production
Hawk Films

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Movie Summary

An insane American general orders a bombing attack on the Soviet Union, triggering a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop.

Actors

George C. Scott
General "buck" Turgidson
George C. Scott
Peter Sellers
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake
Peter Sellers
Dimitri, look, we've got an acknowledgment from every plane, except the four you've shot down. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:09
Dimitri, look, we've got an acknowledgment from every...
He... hang on a second, Dimitri. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:27
He... hang on a second, Dimitri.
Dimitri, look, if this report is true and the plane manages to bomb the target, is this...? - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:13
Dimitri, look, if this report is true and the plane manages...
Well I guess you're just gonna have to get that plane DimitriDimitri I'm sorry they're jamming your radar and flying so lowbut they're trained to do it you know It's it's initiative - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:14
Well I guess you're just gonna have to get that plane...
Listen I mean it's not gonna help either one of usif the doomsday machine goes off now is itDimitri there's no point in you getting hysterical at a moment like this - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:14
Listen I mean it's not gonna help either one of usif...
Sir, if we continue to lose fuel at the present rate, I estimate we only have 38 minutes flying time, which will not even take us as far as the primary. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:43
Sir, if we continue to lose fuel at the present rate, I...
I don't give a hoot in hell how you do ityou just get me to the primary you hear - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:06
I don't give a hoot in hell how you do ityou just get...
Well shootWe ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drinkWhat's the nearest target of opportunity - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:11
Well shootWe ain't come this far just to dump this...
Sir, if the rate of loss does not increase, we have a chance to reach target 384, grid coordinate 003691, and possibly make it from there to the tango delta weather ship. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:33
Sir, if the rate of loss does not increase, we have a chance...
Well we'll keep our fingers crossed DimitriAnd remember there's just one thing we're all in this togetherWe're right behind you Dimitri we're with you all the way - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:10
Well we'll keep our fingers crossed DimitriAnd remember...
We'll keep our fingers crossed Dimitri and remember there's just one thing - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:21
We'll keep our fingers crossed Dimitri and remember...
Mr President if I may speak freelyThe russki talks big but frankly we think he's short of know howI mean you just can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a machine like some of our boysAnd that's not meant as an insult Mr AmbassadorI mean you - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:21
Mr President if I may speak freelyThe russki talks big but...
Well sir if the pilot's good seeI mean if he's really sharp he can barrel that baby in so lowYou ought to see it sometime It's a sight A big plane like a '52 vroomits jet exhaust frying chickens in the barnyard - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:18
Well sir if the pilot's good seeI mean if he's...
Navigator: Navigator to captain. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:16
Navigator: Navigator to captain.
- Dso ready. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:54
- Dso ready.
First safety released. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:09
First safety released.
Navigator: Second safety released. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:07
Navigator: Second safety released.
Check bomb door circuits one through fourUh bomb door circuits negative function lights redKong Switch in backup circuits RogerBackup circuits switched in Still negative functionEngage emergency power RogerUh emergency power on Still negative - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 01:19
Check bomb door circuits one through fourUh bomb door...
Uh, bomb door circuits, negative function, lights red. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:29
Uh, bomb door circuits, negative function, lights red.
Still negative function. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:12
Still negative function.