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Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Mandrake... Mandrake, have you never wonderedwhy I drink only distilled water or...

Mandrake... Mandrake, have you never wonderedwhy I drink only distilled water or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol? Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes. Have you ever heard of a thing calledfluoridation? Fluoridation of water? Uh, yes, I have heardof that, Jack, yes. Yes. Well, do you know what it is? No. No, I don't know what it is, no. Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plotwe have ever had to face?

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Mandrake
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Mandrake have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water
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or rainwater and only pure grain alcohol
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Well it did occur to me Jack yes
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Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation Fluoridation of water
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Uh yes I have heard of that Jack yes Yes
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Well do you know what it is
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No No I don't know what it is no
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Do you realize that fluoridation
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is the most monstrously conceived
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and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face
Available in 8 languages
Duration
45 seconds
Views
767
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:03
Uploaded
Feb 26, 2026
Genres
comedy, war
Production
Hawk Films

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Movie Summary

An insane American general orders a bombing attack on the Soviet Union, triggering a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop.
Is the most monstrously conceivedand dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:08
Is the most monstrously conceivedand dangerous communist...
Two can play at that game soldierThat's nice shooting soldier - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:12
Two can play at that game soldierThat's nice shooting...
Come over here and help me with this beltI uhI haven't had very much experienceyou know with those sort of machines JackI've only ever pressed a button in my old spitfireMandrake in the name of her majesty and the continental congress come here and feed - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:43
Come over here and help me with this beltI uhI haven't...
Mandrake come over here The redcoats are coming Come on - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:06
Mandrake come over here The redcoats are coming Come on
Our studies show that even the worst falloutis down to a safe level after two weeksYou've obviously never heard of cobalt thorium gWell what about itCobalt thorium g has a radioactive half life of 93 yearsIf you take say 50 h bombs in the 100 megaton - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:37
Our studies show that even the worst falloutis down to a...
I'm afraid I don't understand something AlexiIs the premier threatening to explode this if our planes carry out their attackNo sir It is not a thing a sane man would doThe doomsday machine is designed to trigger itself automaticallyBut surely you can - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:28
I'm afraid I don't understand something AlexiIs...
But this is absolute madness ambassador Why should you build such a thingThere were those of us who fought against itBut in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms racethe space race and the peace raceAt the same time our people - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:39
But this is absolute madness ambassador Why should you build...
Based on the findings of the reportmy conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrentfor reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:15
Based on the findings of the reportmy conclusion was that...
But how is it possible for this thing to be triggered automaticallyand at the same time impossible to UN triggerMr President it is not only possibleit is essentialThat is the whole idea of this machine you knowDeterrence is the art of producing in the - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:45
But how is it possible for this thing to be triggered...
Gee I wish we had one of them doomsday machines stainesy - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:05
Gee I wish we had one of them doomsday machines stainesy
What kind of a name is that That ain't no kraut name is it stainesyHe changed it when he became a citizenIt used to be merkwurdichliebeWell a kraut by any other name huh stainesy - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:15
What kind of a name is that That ain't no kraut name is...
Is that the whole point of the doomsday machineis lost if you keep it a secretWhy didn't you tell the world ehIt was to be announced at the party congress on MondayAs you know the premier loves surprises - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:20
Is that the whole point of the doomsday machineis lost if...
Mandrake do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water whythere are studies underway to fluoridate salt flourfruitjuices soup sugar milk ice creamIce cream mandrakeChildren's ice cream Good lordYou know when fluoridation first beganUh no No I - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 01:47
Mandrake do you realize that in addition to fluoridating...
I do not avoid women mandrake NoBut I do deny them my essence - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:08
I do not avoid women mandrake NoBut I do deny them my...
But you look at me Do I look all rancid and clottedYou look at me Jack eh Look ehAnd I drink a lot of water you know I'm what you might call a water man Jack that's what I amAnd I can swear to you my boy swear to youthat there's nothing wrong with my - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:20
But you look at me Do I look all rancid and clottedYou look...
What Were you ever a prisoner of warUh yes I was as a matter of fact Jack I wasDid they torture youYes they did I was tortured by the Japanese Jack if you must knowNot a pretty story Well what happenedOh well I don't know Jack It's difficult to think of - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:50
What Were you ever a prisoner of warUh yes I was as a matter...
Yes, well, of course you can, Jack. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:40
Yes, well, of course you can, Jack.
Co-pilot to navigator. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:44
Co-pilot to navigator.
Missile still closing range. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:23
Missile still closing range.
Electronic guidance scrambler to blue grid. - Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 00:18
Electronic guidance scrambler to blue grid.