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Jonathan Harker:
Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire? Van Helsing:
Yes!... and no... Jonathan Harker:
Then what are you saying? Van Helsing:
I'm saying no. But I'm leeeeaning towards yes. Dr. Seward:
Then you're saying yes. Van Helsing:
No. Dr. Seward:
Then you're saying no. Van Helsing:
Not necessarily. Jonathan Harker:
You sound dubious. Van Helsing:
No -I'm positive! Jonathan Harker:
Of what? Van Helsing:
Of my theory! Jonathan Harker:
And that would be? Van Helsing:
The theory of Yes- or no
Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire? Van Helsing:
Yes!... and no... Jonathan Harker:
Then what are you saying? Van Helsing:
I'm saying no. But I'm leeeeaning towards yes. Dr. Seward:
Then you're saying yes. Van Helsing:
No. Dr. Seward:
Then you're saying no. Van Helsing:
Not necessarily. Jonathan Harker:
You sound dubious. Van Helsing:
No -I'm positive! Jonathan Harker:
Of what? Van Helsing:
Of my theory! Jonathan Harker:
And that would be? Van Helsing:
The theory of Yes- or no
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Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire
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Yes
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And no
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Then what are you saying
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I'm saying no
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But I'm leaning towards yes
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Then you're saying yes
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No Then it's no
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Not necessarily
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You sound dubious
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No I'm positive
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Of what My theory
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Movie Summary
Mel Brooks ' parody of the classic vampire story and its famous film adaptations.

