How absurd!
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[Renfield is having breakfast with Dr. Seward. He sees a bug on the table and eats it] Dr. Seward:
I was just telling Ma... what was that? Renfield:
Huh? Dr. Seward:
You just grabbed something from the table. Renfield:
I did not. Dr. Seward:
Yes you did, I saw you, you put it in your mouth. I think it was an insect. Renfield:
[thinks of an alibi]
Oh, that was a raspberry. Dr. Seward:
Raspberry? We're not serving raspberries. Renfield:
Then it must have been a raisin. I guess it fell off the muffin. See? There's one missing. [the two men laugh. Renfield sees a spider coming towards him, and he quickly eats it up] Dr. Seward:
How silly of me! It must have been my imagina... there, you did it again! Renfield:
Huh? Dr. Seward:
You just put a bug in your mouth. I think it was a spider! Renfield:
I did not. Dr. Seward:
Yes, you did. Renfield:
I did not. Dr. Seward:
Yes, you did. [this goes on for two and a half rounds] Dr. Seward:
[shouts]
I tell you I saw you snatch a spider right of the air and eat it! Renfield:
A spider? [swallows the spider in his mouth] Renfield:
How absurd!
I was just telling Ma... what was that? Renfield:
Huh? Dr. Seward:
You just grabbed something from the table. Renfield:
I did not. Dr. Seward:
Yes you did, I saw you, you put it in your mouth. I think it was an insect. Renfield:
[thinks of an alibi]
Oh, that was a raspberry. Dr. Seward:
Raspberry? We're not serving raspberries. Renfield:
Then it must have been a raisin. I guess it fell off the muffin. See? There's one missing. [the two men laugh. Renfield sees a spider coming towards him, and he quickly eats it up] Dr. Seward:
How silly of me! It must have been my imagina... there, you did it again! Renfield:
Huh? Dr. Seward:
You just put a bug in your mouth. I think it was a spider! Renfield:
I did not. Dr. Seward:
Yes, you did. Renfield:
I did not. Dr. Seward:
Yes, you did. [this goes on for two and a half rounds] Dr. Seward:
[shouts]
I tell you I saw you snatch a spider right of the air and eat it! Renfield:
A spider? [swallows the spider in his mouth] Renfield:
How absurd!
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I was just telling mar
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what was that
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What
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You just grabbed something from the table
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I did not
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Yes you did I saw you
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You put it in your mouth
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I think it was an insect
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Oh that was a raspberry
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Raspberry
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We're not serving raspberries
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It must have been a raisin
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Yes it fell off the muffin
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There Seems to be one missing
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It's missing
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A raisin of course Yes
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SEWARD LAUGHING
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How extraordinary
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How silly of me
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Must've been my imagination
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there You did it again
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RENFIELD What
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You you you just put a bug in your mouth
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I I I think it was a spider
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I did not Yes you did
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I did not Yes you did
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I did not Yes you did
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I did not Yes you did
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I did not I tell you
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I saw you snatch a spider
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right out of the air and eat it
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A spider
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SWALLOWS
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How absurd
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Movie Summary
Mel Brooks ' parody of the classic vampire story and its famous film adaptations.
Actors
Dr. Seward
Renfield
