I won't hurt you! All I want is your life!
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[still at the breakfast scene. A grasshopper jumps onto the patio. Renfield, intentionally, throws his fork] Renfield:
Oh! Dropped my fork! [Renfield gets on all fours and scrambles under the table for the insect] Dr. Seward:
Mr. Renfield, what are you doing down there? Renfield:
Fork found! [comes back up] Renfield:
Sorry for the delay. [the grasshopper's leg is sticking out of Renfield's mouth, and wiggling about. Renfield looks at Dr. Seward, confused] Dr. Seward:
My God, man! You're eating insects right from the ground! Renfield:
What makes you say that? Dr. Seward:
I can see one trying to get out of your mouth! Renfield:
Out of my mouth? Dr. Seward:
Yes, out of your mouth! Your very own mouth and It's wiggling about! Renfield:
Don't be ridiculous! Wiggling! Dr. Seward:
I'm not ridiculous at all! It's wiggling all over the place! Poor thing is fighting for its life! [Renfield eyes the grasshopper's leg, and quickly scoops it up] Renfield:
I don't know what you're talking about. If you insist on ranting like this, I'm going to leave! Dr. Seward:
Me, ranting? You're the ranter! [Renfield spots a fly] Renfield:
[to the fly]
Hello, little darling! [grabs the air in attempt to catch the fly] Renfield:
Don't be afraid! [laughs in a strange tone] Renfield:
I won't hurt you! All I want is your life! [Renfield does a body slam across Dr. Seward's lap, and knocks everything off the table]
Oh! Dropped my fork! [Renfield gets on all fours and scrambles under the table for the insect] Dr. Seward:
Mr. Renfield, what are you doing down there? Renfield:
Fork found! [comes back up] Renfield:
Sorry for the delay. [the grasshopper's leg is sticking out of Renfield's mouth, and wiggling about. Renfield looks at Dr. Seward, confused] Dr. Seward:
My God, man! You're eating insects right from the ground! Renfield:
What makes you say that? Dr. Seward:
I can see one trying to get out of your mouth! Renfield:
Out of my mouth? Dr. Seward:
Yes, out of your mouth! Your very own mouth and It's wiggling about! Renfield:
Don't be ridiculous! Wiggling! Dr. Seward:
I'm not ridiculous at all! It's wiggling all over the place! Poor thing is fighting for its life! [Renfield eyes the grasshopper's leg, and quickly scoops it up] Renfield:
I don't know what you're talking about. If you insist on ranting like this, I'm going to leave! Dr. Seward:
Me, ranting? You're the ranter! [Renfield spots a fly] Renfield:
[to the fly]
Hello, little darling! [grabs the air in attempt to catch the fly] Renfield:
Don't be afraid! [laughs in a strange tone] Renfield:
I won't hurt you! All I want is your life! [Renfield does a body slam across Dr. Seward's lap, and knocks everything off the table]
Full Transcript
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Mr Renfield what are you doing down there
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What what are you
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RENFIELD Fork found
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This is most unseemly I don't think I
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sorry for the delay
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My god man
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You're eating insects right from the ground
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What makes you say that
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Because I can see one trying to get out of your mouth
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STAMMERS
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Out of my mouth
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Yes out of your mouth Your very own mouth
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It's wriggling about
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Don't be ridiculous Wriggling
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I'm not ridiculous at all
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It's wriggling all over the place
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Poor thing is fighting for its life
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CRUNCHES
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I don't know what you're talking about
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If you insist on ranting like this
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I'm going to leave
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Me ranting You're the ranter
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FLY BUZZING
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Hello little darling
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Don't be afraid
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Ha ha ha
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Oh he's cracking
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I won't hurt you
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All I want is your life
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Movie Summary
Mel Brooks ' parody of the classic vampire story and its famous film adaptations.
Actors
Renfield
Dr. Seward
