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"Dragnet" quotes

Dragnet poster
The equally-straight-laced and "by the book" nephew of Joe Friday must work with his more laid-back partner to solve a mystery.

Director: Tom Mankiewicz
Writer: Dan Aykroyd, Alan Zweibel, Tom Mankiewicz
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: $57,387,516
Released: 26 Jun 1987
Awards: N/A

55 video clips

Sylvia WissFridayPep StreebeckEmil MuzzStreebekJerry CaesarCaptain GannonWhirleyLady Motor CopReverend Jonathan WhirleyGranny MundyConnie SwailNarratorMrs. GannonEnid BordenPagansJane Kirkpatrick
Would you say these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman - Dragnet 00:15 Would you say these look like the breasts of a 43 year old... Are you crazy - Dragnet 00:35 Are you crazy I could use one You want anything - Dragnet 00:36 I could use one You want anything Thank God it's Friday - Dragnet 00:05 Thank God it's Friday Look out Muppets - Dragnet 00:04 Look out Muppets And if I may a toast - Dragnet 00:16 And if I may a toast Somebody must've wanted that lion's mane bad to pull a stunt like that - Dragnet 00:25 Somebody must've wanted that lion's mane bad to... For the final touch to our brew tonight - Dragnet 00:38 For the final touch to our brew tonight It burns the eyes lungs and throat causes vomiting - Dragnet 00:11 It burns the eyes lungs and throat causes vomiting Anyhow how much do you figure a monthly run of your - Dragnet 00:36 Anyhow how much do you figure a monthly run of your Ah Freak Don't worry my dear - Dragnet 00:32 Ah Freak Don't worry my dear Except for you and canned cling peaches I'd be hard pressed to find anyone - Dragnet 00:31 Except for you and canned cling peaches I'd be hard... After losing two previous vehicles we had been issued - Dragnet 00:24 After losing two previous vehicles we had been issued Muzz let's run through it again - Dragnet 00:24 Muzz let's run through it again Friday Monday January 12 8 43 a m - Dragnet 00:35 Friday Monday January 12 8 43 a m Sure but like every other psycho in this city with a foolproof plan - Dragnet 00:12 Sure but like every other psycho in this city with a... Hold it there Whirley Police Officer You're under arrest - Dragnet 00:44 Hold it there Whirley Police Officer You're under... This guy knows God personally I hear they play racquetball together - Dragnet 00:11 This guy knows God personally I hear they play racquetball... Prepare the virgin I don't like the sound of that - Dragnet 00:16 Prepare the virgin I don't like the sound of that That's it The limousine from the mansion - Dragnet 00:19 That's it The limousine from the mansion Two to one that's Enid Borden's wedding dress - Dragnet 00:19 Two to one that's Enid Borden's wedding dress Can you swim - Dragnet 00:08 Can you swim I'd like you to meet my maternal grandmother Mrs Grace Mundy - Dragnet 00:14 I'd like you to meet my maternal grandmother Mrs Grace... You have the right to remain silent - Dragnet 00:15 You have the right to remain silent Narrator On February 21 a trial was held in Superior Court - Dragnet 00:33 Narrator On February 21 a trial was held in Superior Court Hello L A P D Captain Gannon there - Dragnet 00:23 Hello L A P D Captain Gannon there What are you doing Calling for backup - Dragnet 00:37 What are you doing Calling for backup Police officers Emil Muzz - Dragnet 00:20 Police officers Emil Muzz No nothing - Dragnet 00:14 No nothing How come his is so much bigger than yours - Dragnet 00:11 How come his is so much bigger than yours What is the approximate dry weight of the Madagascar Fruit Tree Bat - Dragnet 00:08 What is the approximate dry weight of the Madagascar Fruit... Do you know the things that can fall into an industrial sausage press - Dragnet 00:17 Do you know the things that can fall into an industrial... It's for you The president - Dragnet 00:07 It's for you The president Friday People against goodness and normalcy - Dragnet 00:15 Friday People against goodness and normalcy I can't quite place it - Dragnet 00:38 I can't quite place it What the hell do you want Police officers ma'am - Dragnet 00:27 What the hell do you want Police officers ma'am Well what a pleasant surprise - Dragnet 00:11 Well what a pleasant surprise My hat was in that car - Dragnet 00:09 My hat was in that car Them magazines and papers were his down in the trash - Dragnet 00:26 Them magazines and papers were his down in the trash Sit down unless you're growing - Dragnet 00:34 Sit down unless you're growing Do you have any idea what time it is - Dragnet 00:13 Do you have any idea what time it is You know I think you and the commissioner would make a cute couple - Dragnet 00:20 You know I think you and the commissioner would make a cute... Reckless endangerment of human life wilful disregard of private property - Dragnet 00:18 Reckless endangerment of human life wilful disregard of... We're going to the Brown Derby Do join us Detective Swayback - Dragnet 00:10 We're going to the Brown Derby Do join us Detective... He'll tell or I'll shove that collar so far down his throat - Dragnet 00:11 He'll tell or I'll shove that collar so far down... Kill the good Kill the good Kill the good - Dragnet 00:19 Kill the good Kill the good Kill the good Reverend - Dragnet 00:07 Reverend But that's probably all Greek to you isn't it Mr Gingivitis - Dragnet 00:07 But that's probably all Greek to you isn't it Mr... There's no road here - Dragnet 00:05 There's no road here They oughta transfer you to Missing Persons You know everybody - Dragnet 00:09 They oughta transfer you to Missing Persons You know... Oh Joe l - Dragnet 00:27 Oh Joe l How do you see yourself going down in history - Dragnet 00:43 How do you see yourself going down in history He's got both people he wants to eliminate in one place - Dragnet 00:05 He's got both people he wants to eliminate in one place I'm afraid I'll have to take your badge and gun - Dragnet 00:12 I'm afraid I'll have to take your badge and gun What a deep honour it is for this city that you have chosen Los Angeles - Dragnet 00:41 What a deep honour it is for this city that you have chosen...

Cast

Friday - Dan Aykroyd
Streebek - Tom Hanks
Whirley - Christopher Plummer
Gannon - Harry Morgan
Connie Swail - Alexandra Paul
All Cast