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Also, they got divorced when I was 12
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Also, they got divorcedwhen I was 12, which is, like,the most "fuck you" age -you could...

Also, they got divorced
when I was 12, which is, like,
the most "fuck you" age -you could possibly...
-(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) Like, you guys weren't, like,
killing it when I was five

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Also, they got divorced when I was 12,
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which is, like, the most "fuck you" age
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-you could possibly... -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
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Like, you guys weren't, like, killing it when I was five.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:06
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
You couldn't have done it then? You had to wait until I was 12? - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
You couldn't have done it then? You had to wait until I...
They did do the thing where they-- - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
They did do the thing where they--
Don't worry, it's not your fault." - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Don't worry, it's not your fault."
Mom is cripplingly insecure, - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
Mom is cripplingly insecure,
On what fucking world is this on me?" - drew michael: red blue green 00:10
On what fucking world is this on me?"
For what a relationship should look like, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
For what a relationship should look like,
Like it can't be a good thing... (CHUCKLES) - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Like it can't be a good thing... (CHUCKLES)
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
It can't be pushing me in the right direction - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
It can't be pushing me in the right direction
-I counted. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
-I counted. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
I bought a computer for my family - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
I bought a computer for my family
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
That is the origin story to my sexual identity, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
That is the origin story to my sexual identity,
Then waltzing out into the world like, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Then waltzing out into the world like,
It's so corrosive. That shit will rot your brain. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
It's so corrosive. That shit will rot your brain.
And it's certainly, for a young boy, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
And it's certainly, for a young boy,
We like to pretend like it's fine, - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
We like to pretend like it's fine,
It's like this virtual, wordless escapade. - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
It's like this virtual, wordless escapade.
You're allowed to click on a video... - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
You're allowed to click on a video...