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(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) Every time I look at Yelp,
I read a Yelp review, I'm like, "Yeah, but this person
wrote a Yelp review." (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) "Why am I listening to a person
who logged in to write three paragraphs
on broccoli rabe?" (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Everyone on Yelp
is someone on Yel-- Every Yelp review starts
with someone going, "I'm gonna write a Yelp review." Like, fuck whoever
that person is
I read a Yelp review, I'm like, "Yeah, but this person
wrote a Yelp review." (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) "Why am I listening to a person
who logged in to write three paragraphs
on broccoli rabe?" (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Everyone on Yelp
is someone on Yel-- Every Yelp review starts
with someone going, "I'm gonna write a Yelp review." Like, fuck whoever
that person is
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(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
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Every time I look at Yelp,
I read a Yelp review,
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I'm like, "Yeah, but this person
wrote a Yelp review."
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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"Why am I listening to a person
who logged in
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to write three paragraphs
on broccoli rabe?"
00:00:14.666 --> 00:00:16.791
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
00:00:16.875 --> 00:00:18.025
Everyone on Yelp
is someone on Yel--
00:00:18.334 --> 00:00:19.875
Every Yelp review starts
with someone going,
00:00:19.958 --> 00:00:21.125
"I'm gonna write a Yelp review."
00:00:21.208 --> 00:00:23.583
Like, fuck whoever
that person is.
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Movie Summary
Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.