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Go fuck yourself. We hate you." "We are manipulatingyour emotions, and then monitoring...

Go fuck yourself. We hate you." "We are manipulating
your emotions, and then monitoring them so we can sell you shit.
You want a bracelet?

Full Transcript

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Go fuck yourself. We hate you."
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"We are manipulating your emotions,
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and then monitoring them
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so we can sell you shit. You want a bracelet?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:50
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
People are like, "What do those bracelets mean?" - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
People are like, "What do those bracelets mean?"
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
"You are nothing. We have hollowed you out - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
"You are nothing. We have hollowed you out
It's a lot more subtle, with more cat videos - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
It's a lot more subtle, with more cat videos
Ha, ha. We'll never tell you." - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Ha, ha. We'll never tell you."
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
But what not everybody knows is that on Venmo, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
But what not everybody knows is that on Venmo,
Tab over and you can see all of your friends' - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Tab over and you can see all of your friends'
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Every other social media site is a projection - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
Every other social media site is a projection
Venmo is the honest antidote to the horseshit of Instagram. - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
Venmo is the honest antidote to the horseshit of Instagram.
Instagram makes you feel bad - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
Instagram makes you feel bad
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
What the fuck is going on inside of me - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
What the fuck is going on inside of me
What do I have to do to get there?" - drew michael: red blue green 00:15
What do I have to do to get there?"
-"I'm doing just fine." -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:12
-"I'm doing just fine." -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
I'll see that on Venmo. I go on Venmo, I'll see, - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
I'll see that on Venmo. I go on Venmo, I'll see,
(SCOFFS) - drew michael: red blue green 00:13
(SCOFFS)
Uh, but it is almost not. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Uh, but it is almost not.