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drew michael: red blue green

I bought a computerfor my family with my bar mitzvah money, and then I fucked itfor seven...

I bought a computer
for my family with my bar mitzvah money, and then I fucked it
for seven years straight

Full Transcript

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I bought a computer for my family
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with my bar mitzvah money,
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and then I fucked it for seven years straight.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:31
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
That is the origin story to my sexual identity, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
That is the origin story to my sexual identity,
Then waltzing out into the world like, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Then waltzing out into the world like,
It's so corrosive. That shit will rot your brain. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
It's so corrosive. That shit will rot your brain.
And it's certainly, for a young boy, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
And it's certainly, for a young boy,
We like to pretend like it's fine, - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
We like to pretend like it's fine,
It's like this virtual, wordless escapade. - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
It's like this virtual, wordless escapade.
You're allowed to click on a video... - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
You're allowed to click on a video...
You should have to say the title out loud. - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
You should have to say the title out loud.
I feel like most people are like, - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
I feel like most people are like,
-the person I need to be." -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:11
-the person I need to be." -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
A lot of back and forth, - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
A lot of back and forth,
It's like immediate intensity, - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
It's like immediate intensity,
We can rub each other's heads. We can take naps together. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
We can rub each other's heads. We can take naps togethe...
We can, like, slow dance in the kitchen - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
We can, like, slow dance in the kitchen
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
You're not the person that's right for me." - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
You're not the person that's right for me."
I'm like, "I wanna break up with you, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
I'm like, "I wanna break up with you,
Like, you should still give me all the things, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Like, you should still give me all the things,
Like, your love for me gave me the confidence - drew michael: red blue green 00:24
Like, your love for me gave me the confidence