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I just wish there were no people on it
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drew michael: red blue green

I just wishthere were no people on it and it only wentwhere I want it to go." (AUDIENCE...

I just wish
there were no people on it and it only went
where I want it to go." (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Full Transcript

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I just wish there were no people on it
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and it only went where I want it to go."
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:43
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
It's not like the ten-dollar-a-month gym, - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
It's not like the ten-dollar-a-month gym,
The dumbbells are Gatorade bottles - drew michael: red blue green 00:11
The dumbbells are Gatorade bottles
The 200-dollar-a-month gym, you pay 200 dollars a month - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
The 200-dollar-a-month gym, you pay 200 dollars a month
You wanna be able to do a pull-up - drew michael: red blue green 00:13
You wanna be able to do a pull-up
Everything money does for you just pushes you - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Everything money does for you just pushes you
They won't tell you that. They'll be like, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
They won't tell you that. They'll be like,
"No, you get all this legroom." - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
"No, you get all this legroom."
We could all have legroom back here - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
We could all have legroom back here
Now, could you imagine if two people in economy class - drew michael: red blue green 00:10
Now, could you imagine if two people in economy class
We need to find unity and strength as a flight. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
We need to find unity and strength as a flight.
We're all flight 348, after all." - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
We're all flight 348, after all."
How quickly before the back rows - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
How quickly before the back rows
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Take their hot towels and orange juice - drew michael: red blue green 00:10
Take their hot towels and orange juice
Nobody fantasizes about togetherness. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Nobody fantasizes about togetherness.
Nobody's like, "Oh, dude, if I got rich... (CHUCKLES) - drew michael: red blue green 00:21
Nobody's like, "Oh, dude, if I got rich... (CHUCKL...
People aren't gonna be able to ring my doorbell - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
People aren't gonna be able to ring my doorbell
Like, "Aww... it's so sad, people don't have any money." - drew michael: red blue green 00:30
Like, "Aww... it's so sad, people don't have ...
Where would we put the offices of DoorDash?" - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Where would we put the offices of DoorDash?"
We could all be killing each other - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
We could all be killing each other