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I'm murdering my identity up here.
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I'm murdering my identityup here." (LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) "It's genius." (LAUGHS) Shut up!...

I'm murdering my identity
up here." (LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) "It's genius." (LAUGHS) Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
Like you could literally-- You could put a gun in his mouth
and

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I'm murdering my identity up here."
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(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
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"It's genius." (LAUGHS)
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Shut up! Shut the fuck up! Like you could literally--
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You could put a gun in his mouth and...
Duration
12 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:24
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
(MIMICS GUNSHOT) - drew michael: red blue green 00:11
(MIMICS GUNSHOT)
(SCREECHES) "Come back! Don't you wanna play - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
(SCREECHES) "Come back! Don't you wanna play
Look, I just think - drew michael: red blue green 00:12
Look, I just think
And so, you know, I looked to it for something, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
And so, you know, I looked to it for something,
By the same type of person. It's made by entertainers. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
By the same type of person. It's made by entertainers.
-Entertainers are psychotic. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
-Entertainers are psychotic. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
Almost everybody in the room is sitting nicely, - drew michael: red blue green 00:15
Almost everybody in the room is sitting nicely,
And I'll try to find another place - drew michael: red blue green 00:11
And I'll try to find another place
Like Twitter-- Who's on Twitter? It's just... - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
Like Twitter-- Who's on Twitter? It's just...
It's only people who think it's like a good idea - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
It's only people who think it's like a good idea
It pretends to be everybody, like, "Ooh, everyone's mad." - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
It pretends to be everybody, like, "Ooh, everyone'...
Most people aren't there, so what's really trending - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Most people aren't there, so what's really trendin...
You can't show somebody not tweeting. Like you can't... - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
You can't show somebody not tweeting. Like you can'...
They should show like a tweet, and then - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
They should show like a tweet, and then
You'd be like, "This is a barren wasteland for lunatics." - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
You'd be like, "This is a barren wasteland for lun...
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:24
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
I want a social media site where the only way to use it - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
I want a social media site where the only way to use it
Like, I don't wanna hear the thoughts - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Like, I don't wanna hear the thoughts
I wanna hear what you don't even let yourself think you think. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
I wanna hear what you don't even let yourself think you...
You know those thoughts? You ever have like - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
You know those thoughts? You ever have like