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It pretends to be everybody,like, "Ooh, everyone's mad." You look at the trending topics,...

It pretends to be everybody,
like, "Ooh, everyone's mad." You look at the trending topics, "Ooh, what's everyone
talking about?" It's not.
Most people aren't on it

Full Transcript

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It pretends to be everybody, like, "Ooh, everyone's mad."
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You look at the trending topics,
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"Ooh, what's everyone talking about?"
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It's not. Most people aren't on it.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:34
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
Most people aren't there, so what's really trending - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Most people aren't there, so what's really trendin...
You can't show somebody not tweeting. Like you can't... - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
You can't show somebody not tweeting. Like you can'...
They should show like a tweet, and then - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
They should show like a tweet, and then
You'd be like, "This is a barren wasteland for lunatics." - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
You'd be like, "This is a barren wasteland for lun...
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:24
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
I want a social media site where the only way to use it - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
I want a social media site where the only way to use it
Like, I don't wanna hear the thoughts - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Like, I don't wanna hear the thoughts
I wanna hear what you don't even let yourself think you think. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
I wanna hear what you don't even let yourself think you...
You know those thoughts? You ever have like - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
You know those thoughts? You ever have like
I didn't finish the thought that I clearly started, - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
I didn't finish the thought that I clearly started,
I want you to cut open your heart - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
I want you to cut open your heart
Intimacy is what I'm looking for. Which is not-- - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
Intimacy is what I'm looking for. Which is not--
-It's fucking terrible. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
-It's fucking terrible. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
It doesn't come with a character limit, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
It doesn't come with a character limit,
(GRUNTS) - drew michael: red blue green 00:16
(GRUNTS)
But we're all, like, fucked up, right? It's like very confusing, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
But we're all, like, fucked up, right? It's like v...
Anyone who has an answer, even if it's the wrong one, - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
Anyone who has an answer, even if it's the wrong one,
That's why you get this whole rash of people - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
That's why you get this whole rash of people
All these like, you know, podcast hosts, demagogue type, - drew michael: red blue green 00:18
All these like, you know, podcast hosts, demagogue type,
Wear me, listen to me." This is collective narcissism. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Wear me, listen to me." This is collective narcissism.