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drew michael: red blue green

Nobody's like, "Oh, dude,if I got rich... (CHUCKLES) I would getso many roommates."...

Nobody's like, "Oh, dude,
if I got rich... (CHUCKLES) I would get
so many roommates." (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) "Oh, it'd be sick, we'd have
like a dishes schedule." (AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) No, the fantasy is,
"I'm gonna build a moat around my house

Full Transcript

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Nobody's like, "Oh, dude, if I got rich... (CHUCKLES)
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I would get so many roommates."
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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"Oh, it'd be sick, we'd have like a dishes schedule."
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(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
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No, the fantasy is, "I'm gonna build a moat
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around my house.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:10
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
People aren't gonna be able to ring my doorbell - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
People aren't gonna be able to ring my doorbell
Like, "Aww... it's so sad, people don't have any money." - drew michael: red blue green 00:30
Like, "Aww... it's so sad, people don't have ...
Where would we put the offices of DoorDash?" - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Where would we put the offices of DoorDash?"
We could all be killing each other - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
We could all be killing each other
These people would be like on Mars, - drew michael: red blue green 00:11
These people would be like on Mars,
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:16
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
You're doing such important work." - drew michael: red blue green 00:18
You're doing such important work."
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:12
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -(CHUCKLES) - drew michael: red blue green 00:25
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -(CHUCKLES)
Culture's a joke." (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Culture's a joke." (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
I'm murdering my identity up here." - drew michael: red blue green 00:12
I'm murdering my identity up here."
(MIMICS GUNSHOT) - drew michael: red blue green 00:11
(MIMICS GUNSHOT)
(SCREECHES) "Come back! Don't you wanna play - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
(SCREECHES) "Come back! Don't you wanna play
Look, I just think - drew michael: red blue green 00:12
Look, I just think
And so, you know, I looked to it for something, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
And so, you know, I looked to it for something,
By the same type of person. It's made by entertainers. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
By the same type of person. It's made by entertainers.
-Entertainers are psychotic. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
-Entertainers are psychotic. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
Almost everybody in the room is sitting nicely, - drew michael: red blue green 00:15
Almost everybody in the room is sitting nicely,