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(SCOFFS) "You're just bitter, Drew,that you have no one to split stuff with." (AUDIENCE...

(SCOFFS) "You're just bitter, Drew,
that you have no one to split stuff with." (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Yeah, I'm single

Full Transcript

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(SCOFFS)
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"You're just bitter, Drew, that you have no one
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to split stuff with."
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Yeah, I'm single.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:05
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
Uh, but it is almost not. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Uh, but it is almost not.
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
A lot of them are in, like, really great relationships, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
A lot of them are in, like, really great relationships,
There's a common refrain in the vows, - drew michael: red blue green 00:20
There's a common refrain in the vows,
I'm in the back, I'm like, "Well, I'm 36, - drew michael: red blue green 00:12
I'm in the back, I'm like, "Well, I'm 36...
We met when were 38!" - drew michael: red blue green 00:14
We met when were 38!"
My friends starting families, it's beautiful to see. - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
My friends starting families, it's beautiful to see.
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:10
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
Just a Styrofoam ball with no toothpicks, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Just a Styrofoam ball with no toothpicks,
"Oh, cool, you got me a PlayStation - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
"Oh, cool, you got me a PlayStation
(AUDIENCE MEMBER CHEERING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:12
(AUDIENCE MEMBER CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGH) - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
(AUDIENCE LAUGH)
I think part of the reason I don't... have a family, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
I think part of the reason I don't... have a family,
I remember I started doing stand-up when I was 22. - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
I remember I started doing stand-up when I was 22.
I dropped out of school, and... - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
I dropped out of school, and...
You're not gonna be able to settle down." - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
You're not gonna be able to settle down."
But the problem was, she was telling this - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
But the problem was, she was telling this
Like the least likely candidate on Earth to settle down. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Like the least likely candidate on Earth to settle down.
I don't know if you know any 22-year-old dudes, - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
I don't know if you know any 22-year-old dudes,