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drew michael: red blue green

We don't wanna watch that.Like, if you wanna-- -If you---(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) If you...

We don't wanna watch that.
Like, if you wanna-- -If you--
-(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) If you watched a movie
about a couple in love, you would just be on your couch watching a couple
on their couch, watching a better movie

Full Transcript

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We don't wanna watch that. Like, if you wanna--
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-If you-- -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
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If you watched a movie about a couple in love,
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you would just be on your couch
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watching a couple on their couch,
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watching a better movie.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:45
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
Cut out the middleman? I don't need..." - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
Cut out the middleman? I don't need..."
We wanna see, like, a manifestation of, like, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
We wanna see, like, a manifestation of, like,
The problem is there are people out there, - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
The problem is there are people out there,
Like, people who don't have a healthy blueprint - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Like, people who don't have a healthy blueprint
You know, I was 12 years old when the movie Titanic came out, - drew michael: red blue green 00:14
You know, I was 12 years old when the movie Titanic came out...
And I look at that movie now, I'm like, - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
And I look at that movie now, I'm like,
What did we want to happen? For them to get to New York? - drew michael: red blue green 00:04
What did we want to happen? For them to get to New York?
They weren't gonna make it as a couple." - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
They weren't gonna make it as a couple."
I don't know everything about relationships, - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
I don't know everything about relationships,
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
She was trying to kill herself by jumping off the boat, - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
She was trying to kill herself by jumping off the boat,
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-They have nothing in common. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
-They have nothing in common. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
You want me to draw you?" She's like, "Fuck you!" - drew michael: red blue green 00:10
You want me to draw you?" She's like, "Fuck y...
He's like, "Oh, come on. Remember when we danced - drew michael: red blue green 00:09
He's like, "Oh, come on. Remember when we danced
If they didn't hit the iceberg..." - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
If they didn't hit the iceberg..."
It might've killed Jack, but it saved - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
It might've killed Jack, but it saved
Like the culture surrounding it. And every time I get roped - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Like the culture surrounding it. And every time I get roped
Like, why is this in front of the public? - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Like, why is this in front of the public?