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drew michael: red blue green

You wanna be ableto do a pull-up without being remindedof the dark underbelly -of...

You wanna be able
to do a pull-up without being reminded
of the dark underbelly -of capitalism.
-(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) It's a 190-dollar surcharge to not have to make eye contact
with the consolation prize in this fucked-up game
we're all playing here

Full Transcript

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You wanna be able to do a pull-up
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without being reminded of the dark underbelly
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-of capitalism. -(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING)
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It's a 190-dollar surcharge
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to not have to make eye contact with the consolation prize
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in this fucked-up game we're all playing here.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:33
Uploaded
May 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Follows Drew Michael and his issues with relationships, social media, and comedy as therapy.
Everything money does for you just pushes you - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Everything money does for you just pushes you
They won't tell you that. They'll be like, - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
They won't tell you that. They'll be like,
"No, you get all this legroom." - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
"No, you get all this legroom."
We could all have legroom back here - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
We could all have legroom back here
Now, could you imagine if two people in economy class - drew michael: red blue green 00:10
Now, could you imagine if two people in economy class
We need to find unity and strength as a flight. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
We need to find unity and strength as a flight.
We're all flight 348, after all." - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
We're all flight 348, after all."
How quickly before the back rows - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
How quickly before the back rows
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Take their hot towels and orange juice - drew michael: red blue green 00:10
Take their hot towels and orange juice
Nobody fantasizes about togetherness. - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
Nobody fantasizes about togetherness.
Nobody's like, "Oh, dude, if I got rich... (CHUCKLES) - drew michael: red blue green 00:21
Nobody's like, "Oh, dude, if I got rich... (CHUCKL...
People aren't gonna be able to ring my doorbell - drew michael: red blue green 00:08
People aren't gonna be able to ring my doorbell
Like, "Aww... it's so sad, people don't have any money." - drew michael: red blue green 00:30
Like, "Aww... it's so sad, people don't have ...
Where would we put the offices of DoorDash?" - drew michael: red blue green 00:07
Where would we put the offices of DoorDash?"
We could all be killing each other - drew michael: red blue green 00:05
We could all be killing each other
These people would be like on Mars, - drew michael: red blue green 00:11
These people would be like on Mars,
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:16
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
You're doing such important work." - drew michael: red blue green 00:18
You're doing such important work."
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING) - drew michael: red blue green 00:06
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)