I'm wet, let's get the fuck out of here!

Candy:

Howdy. I'm Candy. Start you off with some drinks? Milton:
Beer. Candy:
I need to see some IDs, too. Milton:
What the hell is this? Candy:
Guess it's been a while since you did that visiting. You want a drink? You gotta be a member. Dry county. Piper:
Holy shit. Sorry. Milton:
That was in my pocket! Piper:
Don't look at me like I'm some sort of thief. I lifted it for protection. If you stole my ride, I was gonna have to hunt you down. Milton:
Did she say something funny? Candy:
Yeah, this license isn't just expired, it's antique. Milton:
All right, then bring me a black coffee with sugar. Candy:
Aw! Now, now, now. For you, handsome, I don't know, I think maybe I can bend the rules a bit. My pussy is the best thing you can drink around here. But don't tell nobody. Piper:
You gonna tap that or what? Geez, Milton, how long has it been? Milton:
I've had a lot on my mind. Piper:
Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then. But no one ever reaches the end and says, "I wish I hadn't fucked so much." Milton:
And where are you going exactly? Piper:
To suck that man with the huge cock. Not everyone gets laid easily like you. Candy:
I'm wet, let's get the fuck out of here!