Howdy. I'm Candy. Start you off with some drinks? Beer. I need to see some IDs, too. What...

Candy: Howdy. I'm Candy. Start you off with some drinks? Milton: Beer. Candy: I need to see some IDs, too. Milton: What the hell is this? Candy: Guess it's been a while since you did that visiting. You want a drink? You gotta be a member. Dry county. Piper: Holy shit. Sorry. Milton: That was in my pocket! Piper: Don't look at me like I'm some sort of thief. I lifted it for protection. If you stole my ride, I was gonna have to hunt you down. Milton: Did she say something funny? Candy: Yeah, this license isn't just expired, it's antique. Milton: All right, then bring me a black coffee with sugar. Candy: Aw! Now, now, now. For you, handsome, I don't know, I think maybe I can bend the rules a bit. My pussy is the best thing you can drink around here. But don't tell nobody. Piper: You gonna tap that or what? Geez, Milton, how long has it been? Milton: I've had a lot on my mind. Piper: Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then. But no one ever reaches the end and says, "I wish I hadn't fucked so much." Milton: And where are you going exactly? Piper: To suck that man with the huge cock. Not everyone gets laid easily like you. Candy: I'm wet, let's get the fuck out of here!