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"Drowning Mona" quotes

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When a woman drives a car into the river to her death, everyone in town becomes a suspect.

Director: Nick Gomez
Writer: Peter Steinfeld
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, mystery
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 25/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $15,506,764
Released: 03 Mar 2000
Awards: 1 nomination

75 video clips

Chief Wyatt RashMona DearlyPhil DearlyChief RashJeff DearlyEllenBobby KalzoneRonaBobbyFeegeDeputy Jimmy D.Deputy Tony CarlucciDeputy Jimmy DMurphCubby
No she's dead - Drowning Mona 00:35 No she's dead Holy shit - Drowning Mona 00:19 Holy shit She's 13 man Yeah Finally - Drowning Mona 00:05 She's 13 man Yeah Finally It's Bobby Murph wake up - Drowning Mona 00:05 It's Bobby Murph wake up You said overalls - Drowning Mona 00:21 You said overalls I get half - Drowning Mona 00:04 I get half You're supposed to have that thing that goes off in your head that says - Drowning Mona 00:09 You're supposed to have that thing that goes off in... I understand you don't cut the Schneiders' lawn anymore - Drowning Mona 00:15 I understand you don't cut the Schneiders' lawn... Good luck doesn't happen to people like us Good luck happens to Madonna - Drowning Mona 00:05 Good luck doesn't happen to people like us Good luck... Shame about Mona Dearly huh I mean so young Tragic - Drowning Mona 00:06 Shame about Mona Dearly huh I mean so young Tragic Let go God I mean enough's enough - Drowning Mona 00:21 Let go God I mean enough's enough I heard you the first time Bobby I ain't mute - Drowning Mona 00:06 I heard you the first time Bobby I ain't mute Why'd you pull us over Feege Let me think about that for a second - Drowning Mona 00:34 Why'd you pull us over Feege Let me think about that... Where's my car It's more serious than your car Jeff - Drowning Mona 00:14 Where's my car It's more serious than your car... Well I think J B has a nicer ring to it - Drowning Mona 00:12 Well I think J B has a nicer ring to it I wasn't gonna go through with it You're not supposed to get to that - Drowning Mona 00:34 I wasn't gonna go through with it You're not... I know you all think I killed my parents - Drowning Mona 00:40 I know you all think I killed my parents You killed someone I know but I was doing it for us - Drowning Mona 00:57 You killed someone I know but I was doing it for us All right Listen Murph what's up with the whole chicken thing - Drowning Mona 00:23 All right Listen Murph what's up with the whole chicken... Tell me something Cubby You notice anything odd lately - Drowning Mona 00:05 Tell me something Cubby You notice anything odd lately Other than the fact that noone seems to care about this woman's death - Drowning Mona 00:05 Other than the fact that noone seems to care about this... Along those lines Hell Wyatt - Drowning Mona 00:04 Along those lines Hell Wyatt I've seen people more upset over losing change in a candy machine - Drowning Mona 00:06 I've seen people more upset over losing change in a... Along those lines Hell Wyatt - Drowning Mona 00:04 Along those lines Hell Wyatt Any reason why? - Drowning Mona 00:26 Any reason why? -Are you serious? -See? - Drowning Mona 00:05 -Are you serious? -See? Beautiful. - Drowning Mona 00:07 Beautiful. Excuse me, Murph. - Drowning Mona 00:25 Excuse me, Murph. "Father Tom, it has been difficult." - Drowning Mona 00:19 "Father Tom, it has been difficult." Feege is right. We should show a little respect. - Drowning Mona 00:23 Feege is right. We should show a little respect. "Fingers get pointed." - Drowning Mona 00:12 "Fingers get pointed." Good luck doesn't happen to people like us Good luck happens to Madonna - Drowning Mona 00:05 Good luck doesn't happen to people like us Good luck... He said "ovaries"? - Drowning Mona 00:19 He said "ovaries"? Hey, Chief. Please come in. - Drowning Mona 00:10 Hey, Chief. Please come in. Hey, Clarence. - Drowning Mona 00:17 Hey, Clarence. Hey. Hey! - Drowning Mona 00:20 Hey. Hey! Hey. - Drowning Mona 00:10 Hey. Hi, Jeff. - Drowning Mona 00:16 Hi, Jeff. I heard you the first time Bobby I ain't mute - Drowning Mona 00:05 I heard you the first time Bobby I ain't mute I know But why - Drowning Mona 00:29 I know But why I understand you don't cut the Schneiders' lawn anymore - Drowning Mona 00:14 I understand you don't cut the Schneiders' lawn... - I'll be right back. -Okay, Chief. - Drowning Mona 00:07 - I'll be right back. -Okay, Chief. I'm sorry. Please. Please. I love you. - Drowning Mona 00:18 I'm sorry. Please. Please. I love you. "It's a terrible loss." - Drowning Mona 00:13 "It's a terrible loss." I've seen people more upset over losing change in a candy machine - Drowning Mona 00:05 I've seen people more upset over losing change in a... Miss Mace? Seen Ellie? - Drowning Mona 00:09 Miss Mace? Seen Ellie? No bacteria. Honest. - Drowning Mona 00:27 No bacteria. Honest. No, stop. - Drowning Mona 00:09 No, stop. One less ain't gonna kill her. - Drowning Mona 00:20 One less ain't gonna kill her. Other than the fact that noone seems to care about this woman's death - Drowning Mona 00:05 Other than the fact that noone seems to care about this... Shame about Mona Dearly huh I mean so young Tragic - Drowning Mona 00:06 Shame about Mona Dearly huh I mean so young Tragic She was a lousy driver. It probably caught up with her. - Drowning Mona 00:28 She was a lousy driver. It probably caught up with her. So what happened to your hand? - Drowning Mona 00:18 So what happened to your hand? Tell me something Cubby You notice anything odd lately - Drowning Mona 00:05 Tell me something Cubby You notice anything odd lately Thanks for comin' by, Chief. - Drowning Mona 00:30 Thanks for comin' by, Chief. -That Jeff Dearly, man. -What about him? - Drowning Mona 00:18 -That Jeff Dearly, man. -What about him? -That's not a logging accident. -What's the difference? - Drowning Mona 00:08 -That's not a logging accident. -What's the differ... This is 002. Come in, 001. - Drowning Mona 00:23 This is 002. Come in, 001. This used to be such a nice, quiet town. - Drowning Mona 00:08 This used to be such a nice, quiet town. Well I think J B has a nicer ring to it - Drowning Mona 00:11 Well I think J B has a nicer ring to it What are you waiting for? I'm dying here. - Drowning Mona 00:14 What are you waiting for? I'm dying here. What do you think? Should I do the Yellow Apple Six report or Apple Seven? - Drowning Mona 00:29 What do you think? Should I do the Yellow Apple Six report o... What time is it? - Drowning Mona 00:15 What time is it? What's wrong? - Drowning Mona 00:05 What's wrong? What's wrong? - Drowning Mona 00:06 What's wrong? Where are you goin'? - Drowning Mona 00:09 Where are you goin'? Where's my car It's more serious than your car Jeff - Drowning Mona 00:23 Where's my car It's more serious than your car... -Where's my dad? -What's going on, honey? - Drowning Mona 00:28 -Where's my dad? -What's going on, honey? Where's your date? - Drowning Mona 00:20 Where's your date? {y:i}All right, everybody... {y:i}Let's hear a nice round of applause... - Drowning Mona 00:08 {y:i}All right, everybody... {y:i}Let's hear a nice rou... {y:i}I'm a Wheel watcher - Drowning Mona 00:16 {y:i}I'm a Wheel watcher {y:i}She took a turn for the worse - Drowning Mona 00:20 {y:i}She took a turn for the worse {y:i}Up a lazy river {y:i}with a robin's song - Drowning Mona 00:11 {y:i}Up a lazy river {y:i}with a robin's song Yeah yeah yeah You know what this is - Drowning Mona 00:13 Yeah yeah yeah You know what this is You're my brother Can't you do a brotherly deboning or something - Drowning Mona 00:07 You're my brother Can't you do a brotherly...

Cast

Chief Rash - Danny DeVito
Mona Dearly - Bette Midler
Ellen - Neve Campbell
Rona - Jamie Lee Curtis
Bobby - Casey Affleck
All Cast