BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS, MAN!
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Jeff:
[while threatening to kill himself]
I know you all think I killed my parents. Chief Wyatt Rash:
We don't think you killed anybody! Jeff:
Yeah? Well, you're full of shit! Everyone know I've been wanting to get back at her ever since that night... [a flashback shows Mona cleaving a sausage] Jeff:
Hey, Ma, there's no more beer. Give me some of yours. Mona Dearly:
Don't touch that beer, Jeff. Jeff:
[reaches out]
Oh, give it to me. Mona Dearly:
I SAID... [cleaves his hand clean off] Jeff:
[screams in pain]
FUCK! [back to present, everyone goes disgusted in shock] Jeff:
Was I so wrong? Feege:
You bet your ass. Jeff:
Yeah, but, I didn't kill her. Look, don't get me wrong: I'm glad she's dead and all, but I sure as hell didn't do it. Chief Wyatt Rash:
Jeff, I know you didn't kill her. Jeff:
I didn't kill my dad neither. Chief Wyatt Rash:
Then why don't you give me the gun. Jeff:
[puts the gun to head]
BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS, MAN!
[while threatening to kill himself]
I know you all think I killed my parents. Chief Wyatt Rash:
We don't think you killed anybody! Jeff:
Yeah? Well, you're full of shit! Everyone know I've been wanting to get back at her ever since that night... [a flashback shows Mona cleaving a sausage] Jeff:
Hey, Ma, there's no more beer. Give me some of yours. Mona Dearly:
Don't touch that beer, Jeff. Jeff:
[reaches out]
Oh, give it to me. Mona Dearly:
I SAID... [cleaves his hand clean off] Jeff:
[screams in pain]
FUCK! [back to present, everyone goes disgusted in shock] Jeff:
Was I so wrong? Feege:
You bet your ass. Jeff:
Yeah, but, I didn't kill her. Look, don't get me wrong: I'm glad she's dead and all, but I sure as hell didn't do it. Chief Wyatt Rash:
Jeff, I know you didn't kill her. Jeff:
I didn't kill my dad neither. Chief Wyatt Rash:
Then why don't you give me the gun. Jeff:
[puts the gun to head]
BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS, MAN!
Full Transcript
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I know you all think I killed my parents
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We don't think you killed anybody You're full of shit
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Everyone knows I've been wantin' to get back at her ever since that night
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Ma there's no more beer Give me some of yours
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Don't touch that beer
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I said
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Was I so wrong Bet your ass
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Yeah but I didn't kill her
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Don't get me wrong I'm glad she's dead and all but I didn't do it
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I know you didn't kill her
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I didn't kill my dad neither
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Then why don't you give me the gun 'Cause my life sucks man
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Movie Summary
When a woman drives a car into the river to her death, everyone in town becomes a suspect.
