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Drugstore June

But I would rather havea jive turkey for a son than a jailbird for a daughter

But I would rather have
a jive turkey for a son than a jailbird for a daughter

Full Transcript

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But I would rather have a jive turkey for a son
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than a jailbird for a daughter.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:42
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, mystery
Production
All Things Comedy,Utopia,Shout! Studios

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Movie Summary

After the pharmacy in her small town is robbed, a girl who still lives at home with her parents takes matters into her own hands to solve the crime, while at the same time trying to get over her ex-boyfriend and become more of an ...
Hey, June, uh, did you lez out in the joint? - Drugstore June 00:05
Hey, June, uh, did you lez out in the joint?
June, even if you did, we still love you. - Drugstore June 00:06
June, even if you did, we still love you.
You go into the bar, ask a bunch of stupid questions. - Drugstore June 00:05
You go into the bar, ask a bunch of stupid questions.
These bookies don't mess around. They don't like attention. - Drugstore June 00:06
These bookies don't mess around. They don't like a...
Oh, yes, I put it in the back of the refrigerator - Drugstore June 00:05
Oh, yes, I put it in the back of the refrigerator
Let that be my thing. Just let that be a dad place. - Drugstore June 00:06
Let that be my thing. Just let that be a dad place.
I can't believe after all that's happened, - Drugstore June 00:07
I can't believe after all that's happened,
Move on already. Take some time if you need it. - Drugstore June 00:05
Move on already. Take some time if you need it.
Okay, so first off, Davey is basically married, - Drugstore June 00:08
Okay, so first off, Davey is basically married,
Secondly, maybe get a therapist, and possibly more than one. - Drugstore June 00:06
Secondly, maybe get a therapist, and possibly more than one.
Right, right. Okay. But like, on the other hand, - Drugstore June 00:09
Right, right. Okay. But like, on the other hand,
Mm, he drinks beer and smokes pot. - Drugstore June 00:05
Mm, he drinks beer and smokes pot.
I mean, we did have a surprisingly good amount - Drugstore June 00:10
I mean, we did have a surprisingly good amount
You'll literally do anything not to move on from Davey - Drugstore June 00:11
You'll literally do anything not to move on from Davey
And I'm sorry those dumb detectives - Drugstore June 00:07
And I'm sorry those dumb detectives
I'm not fantasizing about it. They got all the Valtrex. - Drugstore June 00:05
I'm not fantasizing about it. They got all the Valtrex.
I didn't tell-- - Drugstore June 00:06
I didn't tell--
Anything you want to say to me, - Drugstore June 00:06
Anything you want to say to me,
Okay, fine. In fact, I think everybody should hear this. - Drugstore June 00:05
Okay, fine. In fact, I think everybody should hear this.
I have no aspirations, no dreams, no hobbies. - Drugstore June 00:05
I have no aspirations, no dreams, no hobbies.