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A wise Samoan once said, Change doesn't begin when
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A wise Samoan once said,Change doesn't begin when you get a knock on your ass

A wise Samoan once said,
Change doesn't begin when you get a knock on your ass

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A wise Samoan once said, Change doesn't begin when
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you get a knock on your ass.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:03
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Ghost+Cow Films,Hollenbeck Film and Experience,BondIt Media Capital,Goldcrest Films NYC,Greenpoint Pictures,TPC

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Movie Summary

A directionless, young campus bus driver and a security guard strike up a strange friendship.
That's Dwayne the motherfucking Rock Johnson. - Drunk Bus 00:05
That's Dwayne the motherfucking Rock Johnson.
[phone ringing] - Drunk Bus 00:04
[phone ringing]
[whistling] - Drunk Bus 00:04
[whistling]
He's like the bro whisperer. - Drunk Bus 00:05
He's like the bro whisperer.
It's, like, a condition where you scream - Drunk Bus 00:07
It's, like, a condition where you scream
Yeah, it fucking hurt, but it's tradition, you know. - Drunk Bus 00:04
Yeah, it fucking hurt, but it's tradition, you know.
Because if I have to come back here again, - Drunk Bus 00:05
Because if I have to come back here again,
They want someone to break it up, - Drunk Bus 00:05
They want someone to break it up,
You're like Yoda. - Drunk Bus 00:05
You're like Yoda.
If Yoda ate Jabba the Hutt. - Drunk Bus 00:04
If Yoda ate Jabba the Hutt.
Even if she is the spawn of the colonizer. - Drunk Bus 00:04
Even if she is the spawn of the colonizer.
But I'm never going to eat again. - Drunk Bus 00:04
But I'm never going to eat again.
Dude, after sophomore year, there are no more virgins. - Drunk Bus 00:05
Dude, after sophomore year, there are no more virgins.
She traded in God for Todd. - Drunk Bus 00:04
She traded in God for Todd.
I don't fucking know, man. - Drunk Bus 00:04
I don't fucking know, man.
At some point, you're going to have to make an actual decision - Drunk Bus 00:04
At some point, you're going to have to make an actual d...
Might as well go in there and headbutt Todd. - Drunk Bus 00:04
Might as well go in there and headbutt Todd.
I gotta know if they hooked up before or after we broke up, - Drunk Bus 00:06
I gotta know if they hooked up before or after we broke up,
She's probably fucked 10 more guys by now too, man. - Drunk Bus 00:05
She's probably fucked 10 more guys by now too, man.
My professors, they told me I was - Drunk Bus 00:06
My professors, they told me I was