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All right, so I'm on the pill, but I won't be offended
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Drunk Bus

All right, so I'm on thepill, but I won't be offended if you use a condom, OK?

All right, so I'm on the
pill, but I won't be offended if you use a condom, OK?

Full Transcript

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All right, so I'm on the pill, but I won't be offended
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if you use a condom, OK?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:43
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Ghost+Cow Films,Hollenbeck Film and Experience,BondIt Media Capital,Goldcrest Films NYC,Greenpoint Pictures,TPC

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Movie Summary

A directionless, young campus bus driver and a security guard strike up a strange friendship.
Just finger bang me, and we can try again later. - Drunk Bus 00:04
Just finger bang me, and we can try again later.
PINEAPPLE: Remember to focus on something in the room, yo. - Drunk Bus 00:04
PINEAPPLE: Remember to focus on something in the room, yo.
Fornicate this woman. - Drunk Bus 00:05
Fornicate this woman.
Are you OK? - Drunk Bus 00:04
Are you OK?
[screaming and yelling] - Drunk Bus 00:04
[screaming and yelling]
Kind of. - Drunk Bus 00:04
Kind of.
So whose idea was the fireworks? - Drunk Bus 00:05
So whose idea was the fireworks?
He's probably been telling you all sorts of shit - Drunk Bus 00:05
He's probably been telling you all sorts of shit
I think one of his grandparents might - Drunk Bus 00:07
I think one of his grandparents might
He didn't get those tattoos in some ancient island ceremony. - Drunk Bus 00:05
He didn't get those tattoos in some ancient island cere...
It's like the Supercuts of tattoo parlors. - Drunk Bus 00:04
It's like the Supercuts of tattoo parlors.
He gets to be Pineapple, the punk rock Samoan. - Drunk Bus 00:04
He gets to be Pineapple, the punk rock Samoan.
When deep down inside, he knows he'll always basically - Drunk Bus 00:10
When deep down inside, he knows he'll always basically
Yeah, and I got a 9-foot dingle dangle. - Drunk Bus 00:05
Yeah, and I got a 9-foot dingle dangle.
It's like a small bagel pizza [inaudible].. - Drunk Bus 00:04
It's like a small bagel pizza [inaudible]..
They'll tell you to graduate, get a job, - Drunk Bus 00:09
They'll tell you to graduate, get a job,
Next thing you know, you're saddled with a mortgage, - Drunk Bus 00:08
Next thing you know, you're saddled with a mortgage,
So how was it last night? - Drunk Bus 00:04
So how was it last night?
One minute we're doing it, the next she's - Drunk Bus 00:07
One minute we're doing it, the next she's
Bob, will you just get on the bus, please? - Drunk Bus 00:04
Bob, will you just get on the bus, please?