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Drunk Bus

I'd like to give you someadvice that my mentor, the late great king of thebus jockeys,...

I'd like to give you some
advice that my mentor, the late great king of the
bus jockeys, Alan Clapper, once gave me when
I was your age

Full Transcript

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I'd like to give you some advice that my mentor,
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the late great king of the bus jockeys, Alan Clapper,
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once gave me when I was your age.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:10
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Ghost+Cow Films,Hollenbeck Film and Experience,BondIt Media Capital,Goldcrest Films NYC,Greenpoint Pictures,TPC

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Movie Summary

A directionless, young campus bus driver and a security guard strike up a strange friendship.
I hope it means as much to you as it did to me. - Drunk Bus 00:04
I hope it means as much to you as it did to me.
[farting] - Drunk Bus 00:05
[farting]
No, actually, it's more, it's the same toilet, - Drunk Bus 00:05
No, actually, it's more, it's the same toilet,
Whoever updates that marquee can't spell for shit. - Drunk Bus 00:05
Whoever updates that marquee can't spell for shit.
There's some crazy deja vu shit. - Drunk Bus 00:04
There's some crazy deja vu shit.
I did a year for B and E back when I was 16. - Drunk Bus 00:05
I did a year for B and E back when I was 16.
It was the same shit, day after day, over and over. - Drunk Bus 00:06
It was the same shit, day after day, over and over.
You're going to drive yourself nuts obsessing over that text. - Drunk Bus 00:05
You're going to drive yourself nuts obsessing over that...
What am I, what am I supposed to think that she - Drunk Bus 00:05
What am I, what am I supposed to think that she
You're taking the small shit in your small life - Drunk Bus 00:08
You're taking the small shit in your small life
Your job, Amy, the text, college. - Drunk Bus 00:06
Your job, Amy, the text, college.
A wise Samoan once said, Change doesn't begin when - Drunk Bus 00:07
A wise Samoan once said, Change doesn't begin when
That's Dwayne the motherfucking Rock Johnson. - Drunk Bus 00:05
That's Dwayne the motherfucking Rock Johnson.
[phone ringing] - Drunk Bus 00:04
[phone ringing]
[whistling] - Drunk Bus 00:04
[whistling]
He's like the bro whisperer. - Drunk Bus 00:05
He's like the bro whisperer.
It's, like, a condition where you scream - Drunk Bus 00:07
It's, like, a condition where you scream
Yeah, it fucking hurt, but it's tradition, you know. - Drunk Bus 00:04
Yeah, it fucking hurt, but it's tradition, you know.
Because if I have to come back here again, - Drunk Bus 00:05
Because if I have to come back here again,
They want someone to break it up, - Drunk Bus 00:05
They want someone to break it up,