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Drunk Bus

It's better than breaking yourhand on some joker's face, 'cause then you gottafuck your...

It's better than breaking your
hand on some joker's face, 'cause then you gotta
fuck your other hand, and that definitely sucks

Full Transcript

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It's better than breaking your hand on some joker's face,
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'cause then you gotta fuck your other hand,
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and that definitely sucks.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:35
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Ghost+Cow Films,Hollenbeck Film and Experience,BondIt Media Capital,Goldcrest Films NYC,Greenpoint Pictures,TPC

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Movie Summary

A directionless, young campus bus driver and a security guard strike up a strange friendship.
Did you guys hire a, um- - Drunk Bus 00:11
Did you guys hire a, um-
FRED [ON RADIO]: Now, if tons of fun gives you-- - Drunk Bus 00:05
FRED [ON RADIO]: Now, if tons of fun gives you--
You want me to come in there and murder you? - Drunk Bus 00:04
You want me to come in there and murder you?
Uh, yeah, uh, she's in, uh, in New York. - Drunk Bus 00:06
Uh, yeah, uh, she's in, uh, in New York.
[speaking samoan] - Drunk Bus 00:06
[speaking samoan]
It means, the net's hanging up to dry, - Drunk Bus 00:07
It means, the net's hanging up to dry,
Tell me if I'm off base, but you never shampooed the wookie. - Drunk Bus 00:07
Tell me if I'm off base, but you never shampooed the wo...
So am I wrong? - Drunk Bus 00:04
So am I wrong?
Why is premarital sex so wrong, but - Drunk Bus 00:06
Why is premarital sex so wrong, but
Because you're the one who has to answer to the Lord - Drunk Bus 00:06
Because you're the one who has to answer to the Lord
Pureed seafood, pork bones, some other shit in it. - Drunk Bus 00:05
Pureed seafood, pork bones, some other shit in it.
She's a junior fashion buyer. - Drunk Bus 00:04
She's a junior fashion buyer.
She did text me saying she's going to be in town next week, - Drunk Bus 00:07
She did text me saying she's going to be in town next w...
So that means she wants your dick. - Drunk Bus 00:05
So that means she wants your dick.
Look, my point is you got to make sure the parts fit - Drunk Bus 00:05
Look, my point is you got to make sure the parts fit
If we can actually convince him to get on the bus, - Drunk Bus 00:05
If we can actually convince him to get on the bus,
If I get them to kiss, you let me get behind the wheel. - Drunk Bus 00:04
If I get them to kiss, you let me get behind the wheel.
I said, how's everybody doing out there tonight? - Drunk Bus 00:05
I said, how's everybody doing out there tonight?
[cheering] - Drunk Bus 00:06
[cheering]
[chuckling] This thing handles like shit. - Drunk Bus 00:07
[chuckling] This thing handles like shit.