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Tell me if I'm off base, butyou never shampooed the wookie

Tell me if I'm off base, but
you never shampooed the wookie

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Tell me if I'm off base, but you never shampooed the wookie.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:36
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Ghost+Cow Films,Hollenbeck Film and Experience,BondIt Media Capital,Goldcrest Films NYC,Greenpoint Pictures,TPC

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Movie Summary

A directionless, young campus bus driver and a security guard strike up a strange friendship.
So am I wrong? - Drunk Bus 00:04
So am I wrong?
Why is premarital sex so wrong, but - Drunk Bus 00:06
Why is premarital sex so wrong, but
Because you're the one who has to answer to the Lord - Drunk Bus 00:06
Because you're the one who has to answer to the Lord
Pureed seafood, pork bones, some other shit in it. - Drunk Bus 00:05
Pureed seafood, pork bones, some other shit in it.
She's a junior fashion buyer. - Drunk Bus 00:04
She's a junior fashion buyer.
She did text me saying she's going to be in town next week, - Drunk Bus 00:07
She did text me saying she's going to be in town next w...
So that means she wants your dick. - Drunk Bus 00:05
So that means she wants your dick.
Look, my point is you got to make sure the parts fit - Drunk Bus 00:05
Look, my point is you got to make sure the parts fit
If we can actually convince him to get on the bus, - Drunk Bus 00:05
If we can actually convince him to get on the bus,
If I get them to kiss, you let me get behind the wheel. - Drunk Bus 00:04
If I get them to kiss, you let me get behind the wheel.
I said, how's everybody doing out there tonight? - Drunk Bus 00:05
I said, how's everybody doing out there tonight?
[cheering] - Drunk Bus 00:06
[cheering]
[chuckling] This thing handles like shit. - Drunk Bus 00:07
[chuckling] This thing handles like shit.
So you drive the same route, night after night, - Drunk Bus 00:06
So you drive the same route, night after night,
I would lose my job and then probably get arrested so let's - Drunk Bus 00:05
I would lose my job and then probably get arrested so let�...
Pretty much every night - Drunk Bus 00:08
Pretty much every night
Do you want me to murder them? - Drunk Bus 00:04
Do you want me to murder them?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, frat row. - Drunk Bus 00:04
Uh, uh, uh, uh, frat row.
Hey, I feel like I may have put too much pressure - Drunk Bus 00:08
Hey, I feel like I may have put too much pressure
I'd like to give you some advice that my mentor, - Drunk Bus 00:09
I'd like to give you some advice that my mentor,