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Drunk Bus

You're like Yoda

You're like Yoda

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You're like Yoda.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:14
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Ghost+Cow Films,Hollenbeck Film and Experience,BondIt Media Capital,Goldcrest Films NYC,Greenpoint Pictures,TPC

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Movie Summary

A directionless, young campus bus driver and a security guard strike up a strange friendship.
If Yoda ate Jabba the Hutt. - Drunk Bus 00:04
If Yoda ate Jabba the Hutt.
Even if she is the spawn of the colonizer. - Drunk Bus 00:04
Even if she is the spawn of the colonizer.
But I'm never going to eat again. - Drunk Bus 00:04
But I'm never going to eat again.
Dude, after sophomore year, there are no more virgins. - Drunk Bus 00:05
Dude, after sophomore year, there are no more virgins.
She traded in God for Todd. - Drunk Bus 00:04
She traded in God for Todd.
I don't fucking know, man. - Drunk Bus 00:04
I don't fucking know, man.
At some point, you're going to have to make an actual decision - Drunk Bus 00:04
At some point, you're going to have to make an actual d...
Might as well go in there and headbutt Todd. - Drunk Bus 00:04
Might as well go in there and headbutt Todd.
I gotta know if they hooked up before or after we broke up, - Drunk Bus 00:06
I gotta know if they hooked up before or after we broke up,
She's probably fucked 10 more guys by now too, man. - Drunk Bus 00:05
She's probably fucked 10 more guys by now too, man.
My professors, they told me I was - Drunk Bus 00:06
My professors, they told me I was
Katie lives with her up in Cleveland, - Drunk Bus 00:05
Katie lives with her up in Cleveland,
That's why I got the job protecting your bitch ass. - Drunk Bus 00:05
That's why I got the job protecting your bitch ass.
What is, what is, can we, think about-- - Drunk Bus 00:06
What is, what is, can we, think about--
I wouldn't want to leave the carefree college days neither, - Drunk Bus 00:05
I wouldn't want to leave the carefree college days neit...
I mean, when everyone else was studying abroad or partying, - Drunk Bus 00:12
I mean, when everyone else was studying abroad or partying,
And sexy. - Drunk Bus 00:04
And sexy.
You see those 40s over there, grab two bottles, - Drunk Bus 00:06
You see those 40s over there, grab two bottles,
Grab the two bottles and let's dip. - Drunk Bus 00:05
Grab the two bottles and let's dip.
So in ancient times, they used to pierce three times - Drunk Bus 00:10
So in ancient times, they used to pierce three times