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Drunk Parents

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.

Director

Fred Wolf

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Production

Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Homepage

http://bronstudios.com/productions/drunk-parents/

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Frank Teagarten

Nancy Teagarten

Carl Mancini

Bob Donnelly

Joe Manganiello

Dan Henderson

Rachel Teagarten

Michelle Veintimilla

Betty Donnelly

Natalia Cigliuti

Ryan the Bum #2

Tristan Donnelly

Eddie Schweighardt

Trey Donnelly

Jason Johnson

Jessie

Olivia Luccardi

Rose Shope

Shope

Nigel

Agent Milhouse

Agent Barnes

Randall

Parole Officer

Gate Attendant

Tow Truck Driver

Tyler

Wayne

Cop #1

Scott Nicholson

Cop #2

Jail Cop

Steve

Tom

Stephen Gevedon

Heidi Bianchi

Employee (Office Building)

Bert the Neighbor

Female Guard

Pilot

Pilot Coordinator

Truck Driver

Joe Castiglione

Office Employee

Kidnapper #1

Kidnapper #2

Patrick M. Walsh

Kidnapper #3

FBI Agent

Passenger

Waiter

Briana

Bum

Klaus

Audrey

Janice's Friend

Elizabeth Lovece

Yard Sale Customer

Stephen O'Reilly

Janice's Friend

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Nancy Teagarten Frank Teagarten

[Bar patrons' drunken cheering] - Drunk Parents

[Bar patrons' drunken cheering]

Yeah, but he's God, so he knew
that if after six days of - Drunk Parents

Yeah, but he's God, so he knew that if after six days o...

But what about those poor
bastards going through six days - Drunk Parents

But what about those poor bastards going through six days

Who knows, maybe a couple
of angels come along - Drunk Parents

Who knows, maybe a couple of angels come along

Their seven days started on
the morning they dropped - Drunk Parents

Their seven days started on the morning they dropped

Seems just like yesterday
I was pushing you on the swings - Drunk Parents

Seems just like yesterday I was pushing you on the swings

And now,
look at our college girl, - Drunk Parents

And now, look at our college girl,

[Frank] Now, baby.
We're just a phone call away, - Drunk Parents

[Frank] Now, baby. We're just a phone call away,

[large bell tolls] - Drunk Parents

[large bell tolls]

♪ Let go, life
does get tough ♪ - Drunk Parents

♪ Let go, life does get tough ♪

[tow truck winch whines] - Drunk Parents

[tow truck winch whines]

We just dropped our daughter
off at college, and we've been - Drunk Parents

We just dropped our daughter off at college, and we've ...

Put everything we had into it,
making a medical innovation - Drunk Parents

Put everything we had into it, making a medical innovation

[lighter clicks] - Drunk Parents

[lighter clicks]

They started calling us
"controversial," which is the - Drunk Parents

They started calling us "controversial," which is ...

We've been holding it together
until she went off to college, - Drunk Parents

We've been holding it together until she went off to co...

Artificial heart valves designed
for transfemoral placement, - Drunk Parents

Artificial heart valves designed for transfemoral placement,

Yesterday, I had to
take three child seats - Drunk Parents

Yesterday, I had to take three child seats

So, if I were you, I'd find a
way to put some loot in my suit. - Drunk Parents

So, if I were you, I'd find a way to put some loot in m...

[laughs] - Drunk Parents

So, we sell it as-is,
or we fix it? - Drunk Parents

So, we sell it as-is, or we fix it?

Uh, no, Bert. Our living
room puked all over our yard. - Drunk Parents

Uh, no, Bert. Our living room puked all over our yard.

A two thousand dollar Breville
Oracle espresso machine. - Drunk Parents

A two thousand dollar Breville Oracle espresso machine.

But we never even took
it out of the damn box. - Drunk Parents

But we never even took it out of the damn box.

Just be happy that the
thing is still in the box, - Drunk Parents

Just be happy that the thing is still in the box,

Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere,
and I can't even afford to get - Drunk Parents

Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere, and I can't even afford...

So, the two of you were trying
to make the long distance - Drunk Parents

So, the two of you were trying to make the long distance

[Frank] Hey Jason, do you wear
your Staples uniform under your - Drunk Parents

[Frank] Hey Jason, do you wear your Staples uniform under yo...

[lectures in Spanish] - Drunk Parents

[lectures in Spanish]

Mr. Teagarten, I'd really
like to get along with you, - Drunk Parents

Mr. Teagarten, I'd really like to get along with you,

[cheesy ringtone] - Drunk Parents

[cheesy ringtone]

You know, sideways,
the cars, the street? - Drunk Parents

You know, sideways, the cars, the street?

[laughs] - Drunk Parents

Oh, that's weird.
Hey, listen, Nigel, - Drunk Parents

Oh, that's weird. Hey, listen, Nigel,

I can get the kid down the
street to do it for free, - Drunk Parents

I can get the kid down the street to do it for free,

[cheesy ringtone] - Drunk Parents

[cheesy ringtone]

No, I don't know when,
but your credit card is very - Drunk Parents

No, I don't know when, but your credit card is very

I'll send you the credit card,
and you just shove it up - Drunk Parents

I'll send you the credit card, and you just shove it up

[clicks off] - Drunk Parents

You're supposed to be
looking after his property, - Drunk Parents

You're supposed to be looking after his property,

You gonna put an ad on
Craigslist and rent it out? - Drunk Parents

You gonna put an ad on Craigslist and rent it out?

[Donovan's
"Hurdy Gurdy Man" plays] - Drunk Parents

[Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man" plays]

They used to strap coca tree
bark to their bodies before - Drunk Parents

They used to strap coca tree bark to their bodies before

The cocaine would leech
into their bloodstream, - Drunk Parents

The cocaine would leech into their bloodstream,

What music will transport
her back to her youth, - Drunk Parents

What music will transport her back to her youth,

[cork pops loudly] - Drunk Parents

[cork pops loudly]

Whatever happens probably will - Drunk Parents

Whatever happens probably will

[sings] When I'm stuck with a
day that's grey, and lonely, - Drunk Parents

[sings] When I'm stuck with a day that's grey, and...

The sun will come out tomorrow - Drunk Parents

The sun will come out tomorrow

Hi. [laughs] - Drunk Parents

There was a rental ad for
this house on Craigslist, - Drunk Parents

There was a rental ad for this house on Craigslist,

The ad's gone, it was
flagged for profanity. - Drunk Parents

The ad's gone, it was flagged for profanity.

Well, there was an ad, "For
rent, big beautiful fucking - Drunk Parents

Well, there was an ad, "For rent, big beautiful fucking

And these people won't even
grease the wheels of their - Drunk Parents

And these people won't even grease the wheels of their

I'm fine, it's just that I saw a
spider, and I tried to get it. - Drunk Parents

I'm fine, it's just that I saw a spider, and I tri...

Um, are those box
wines in your cart? - Drunk Parents

Um, are those box wines in your cart?

[laughs hysterically] - Drunk Parents

[laughs hysterically]

She and Andrew split up,
younger woman, yadda yadda, - Drunk Parents

She and Andrew split up, younger woman, yadda yadda,

But, Lisa is working
at Macy's now. - Drunk Parents

But, Lisa is working at Macy's now.

She's waving those little
smelly cards in people's faces. - Drunk Parents

She's waving those little smelly cards in people's...

Because you have to be rich to be skinny - Drunk Parents

Because you have to be rich to be skinny

I do not understand why the more
preservatives and chemicals - Drunk Parents

I do not understand why the more preservatives and chemicals

And the food that just comes out
of the earth, it's so expensive. - Drunk Parents

And the food that just comes out of the earth, it's so ...

It's those hippies,
They see they're so going - Drunk Parents

It's those hippies, They see they're so going

It's so beautiful, a
gift from mother earth. - Drunk Parents

It's so beautiful, a gift from mother earth.

How much should
we charge for it?" - Drunk Parents

How much should we charge for it?"

[phone rings] - Drunk Parents

[funky dance music] - Drunk Parents

[funky dance music]

[door opens] - Drunk Parents

Frank, I said it to make a
point about how we don't do - Drunk Parents

Frank, I said it to make a point about how we don't do

I don't remember us polishing
off that Chateau Latour, - Drunk Parents

I don't remember us polishing off that Chateau Latour,

I remember pulling the cork, it
made that pop sound like the - Drunk Parents

I remember pulling the cork, it made that pop sound like the

It's six months in advance,
his name is Carl, and for - Drunk Parents

It's six months in advance, his name is Carl, and for

It means an entire year
of Rachel's tuition. - Drunk Parents

It means an entire year of Rachel's tuition.

[seductive music] - Drunk Parents

[seductive music]

Hey. Is that
Dave Brubeck on the stereo? - Drunk Parents

Hey. Is that Dave Brubeck on the stereo?

Too bad I love Brubeck - Drunk Parents

Too bad I love Brubeck

[clears throat pointedly] - Drunk Parents

[clears throat pointedly]

[clears throat] - Drunk Parents

[clears throat]

Frank uh as a new neighbour I'm legally required - Drunk Parents

Frank uh as a new neighbour I'm legally required

Wow, really? [laughs] - Drunk Parents

Wow, really? [laughs]

I was, I was kidding.
You said "come again" - Drunk Parents

I was, I was kidding. You said "come again"

He has to notify any resident
within a designated area. - Drunk Parents

He has to notify any resident within a designated area.

It's kind of like trick or
treating, except we don't get - Drunk Parents

It's kind of like trick or treating, except we don'...

There's a really loud sound to
them, like a, like a roaring - Drunk Parents

There's a really loud sound to them, like a, like a roa...

Baby, tell little Frank that
I'm here, that I'm ready... - Drunk Parents

Baby, tell little Frank that I'm here, that I'm re...

[screams in Spanish] - Drunk Parents

[screams in Spanish]

Gotta burn down the
house to cook the pig. - Drunk Parents

Gotta burn down the house to cook the pig.

I'm saying "I did
not see that coming." - Drunk Parents

I'm saying "I did not see that coming."

Maybe you can call Carl.
You know, the fucking - Drunk Parents

Maybe you can call Carl. You know, the fucking

Drunk Parents poster

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Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Fred Wolf

Writer: Fred Wolf, Peter Gaulke

Production: Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.0

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 19 Apr 2019

Awards: N/A

Homepage: http://bronstudios.com/productions/drunk-parents/

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