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Drunk Parents

You have to be rich to be skinny. All the cheap foods are the ones that pork you up. The...

Nancy Teagarten: You have to be rich to be skinny. All the cheap foods are the ones that pork you up. The sugars. The carbs. The corn syrup

Full Transcript

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Because you have to be rich to be skinny
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All the cheap foods are the ones that pork you up
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The sugars the carbs the corn syrup
Duration
10 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:05
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
I do not understand why the more preservatives and chemicals - Drunk Parents 00:08
I do not understand why the more preservatives and chemicals
And the food that just comes out of the earth, it's so expensive. - Drunk Parents 00:05
And the food that just comes out of the earth, it's so ...
It's those hippies, They see they're so going - Drunk Parents 00:09
It's those hippies, They see they're so going
It's so beautiful, a gift from mother earth. - Drunk Parents 00:05
It's so beautiful, a gift from mother earth.
How much should we charge for it?" - Drunk Parents 00:12
How much should we charge for it?"
[phone rings] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[phone rings]
[funky dance music] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[funky dance music]
[door opens] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[door opens]
Frank, I said it to make a point about how we don't do - Drunk Parents 00:06
Frank, I said it to make a point about how we don't do
I don't remember us polishing off that Chateau Latour, - Drunk Parents 00:05
I don't remember us polishing off that Chateau Latour,
I remember pulling the cork, it made that pop sound like the - Drunk Parents 00:07
I remember pulling the cork, it made that pop sound like the
It's six months in advance, his name is Carl, and for - Drunk Parents 00:06
It's six months in advance, his name is Carl, and for
It means an entire year of Rachel's tuition. - Drunk Parents 00:04
It means an entire year of Rachel's tuition.
[seductive music] - Drunk Parents 00:04
[seductive music]
Hey. Is that Dave Brubeck on the stereo? - Drunk Parents 00:04
Hey. Is that Dave Brubeck on the stereo?
Too bad I love Brubeck - Drunk Parents 00:23
Too bad I love Brubeck
[clears throat pointedly] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[clears throat pointedly]
[clears throat] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[clears throat]
Frank uh as a new neighbour I'm legally required - Drunk Parents 00:12
Frank uh as a new neighbour I'm legally required
Wow, really? [laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:04
Wow, really? [laughs]