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Carl, I don't think we're gonna have a party
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Drunk Parents

Carl, I don't thinkwe're gonna have a party

Carl, I don't think
we're gonna have a party

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Carl, I don't think we're gonna have a party.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
104
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:49
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
Okay, I need like 12 billion aspirin and one ounce... - Drunk Parents 00:05
Okay, I need like 12 billion aspirin and one ounce...
[whispers] Oh my god, who is this hunk of stud hunk... - Drunk Parents 00:05
[whispers] Oh my god, who is this hunk of stud hunk...
He's, I guess, staying with us. - Drunk Parents 00:04
He's, I guess, staying with us.
Did you just call me a hunk of stud? - Drunk Parents 00:05
Did you just call me a hunk of stud?
If I was a shark, man, I would just chomp - Drunk Parents 00:08
If I was a shark, man, I would just chomp
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:04
[laughs]
Oh bummer, they cancelled your game. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Oh bummer, they cancelled your game.
Well white balls are better than blue - Drunk Parents 00:03
Well white balls are better than blue
I need you to pay attention and to focus, - Drunk Parents 00:08
I need you to pay attention and to focus,
I talk to you all the time, I'm sick of talking to you, - Drunk Parents 00:05
I talk to you all the time, I'm sick of talking to you,
Well, I used to run four-person relays, - Drunk Parents 00:07
Well, I used to run four-person relays,
The second fastest runner usually starts the race. - Drunk Parents 00:06
The second fastest runner usually starts the race.
That fucker needs to get a good lead. - Drunk Parents 00:04
That fucker needs to get a good lead.
Andy, smart, hard worker. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Andy, smart, hard worker.
So, I am going to make you the first runner. - Drunk Parents 00:06
So, I am going to make you the first runner.
The second runner needs to be solid, and dependable. - Drunk Parents 00:06
The second runner needs to be solid, and dependable.
You've done well in Wall Street, but you've never - Drunk Parents 00:06
You've done well in Wall Street, but you've never
[Chuckling] - Drunk Parents 00:10
[Chuckling]
I know that you're rich, but it's family money, baby. - Drunk Parents 00:05
I know that you're rich, but it's family money, ba...
Maybe today, shock us baby please. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Maybe today, shock us baby please.