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Carl's in our house, we can't go back to Nigel's because those
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Drunk Parents

Carl's in our house, we can't goback to Nigel's because those psychos said they'd kill...

Carl's in our house, we can't go
back to Nigel's because those psychos said they'd kill us,
we don't have any credit cards, you're barefoot,
and I feel like hell

Full Transcript

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Carl's in our house, we can't go back to Nigel's because those
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psychos said they'd kill us, we don't have any credit cards,
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you're barefoot, and I feel like hell.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:29
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
It's like we're in Kansas, and we're about to get sucked - Drunk Parents 00:11
It's like we're in Kansas, and we're about to...
[Frank] Baby, I'm going to need some time to sort through all - Drunk Parents 00:07
[Frank] Baby, I'm going to need some time to sort throu...
Yeah, well not to me. My fucking dad won't spring - Drunk Parents 00:07
Yeah, well not to me. My fucking dad won't spring
Navy Seals use Ace 10s, they also use cool martial arts like - Drunk Parents 00:05
Navy Seals use Ace 10s, they also use cool martial arts like
My walkie talkie is dead as a used dick - Drunk Parents 00:04
My walkie talkie is dead as a used dick
You have any 9 volt batteries - Drunk Parents 00:05
You have any 9 volt batteries
Dad, chop-chop, the small talk is getting a - Drunk Parents 00:05
Dad, chop-chop, the small talk is getting a
I'm like Wilma Flintstone. - Drunk Parents 00:04
I'm like Wilma Flintstone.
Well yeah, we tried to sleep in the den, but there were all - Drunk Parents 00:06
Well yeah, we tried to sleep in the den, but there were all
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:04
[laughs]
When those spider eggs pop, those little spiders come out, - Drunk Parents 00:05
When those spider eggs pop, those little spiders come out,
[Bob] I was telling Frank on the phone, - Drunk Parents 00:04
[Bob] I was telling Frank on the phone,
She's on the throne, blowing brown, if you catch my drift. - Drunk Parents 00:05
She's on the throne, blowing brown, if you catch my dri...
[Bob] I'm just gonna show you to the room, - Drunk Parents 00:05
[Bob] I'm just gonna show you to the room,
If you're gonna do any stuff on it, just wash the sheets after. - Drunk Parents 00:04
If you're gonna do any stuff on it, just wash the sheet...
We're teaching our neighbour's baby how to say the N-word. - Drunk Parents 00:04
We're teaching our neighbour's baby how to say the...
Except the Oompa-Loompa's are not on speed, - Drunk Parents 00:05
Except the Oompa-Loompa's are not on speed,
We communicated with her directly, not through some - Drunk Parents 00:06
We communicated with her directly, not through some
I was thinking, we rented Nigel's house to Carl but we had - Drunk Parents 00:08
I was thinking, we rented Nigel's house to Carl but we ...
Or, why don't we just handcuff ourselves and walk straight into - Drunk Parents 00:07
Or, why don't we just handcuff ourselves and walk strai...