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Drunk Parents

Hello?Mr. Teagarten no home, his phone went through a snow blower,and he chop his head...

[cheesy cell phone ring] [fake Japanese accent] Hello?
Mr. Teagarten no home, his phone went through a snow blower,
and he chop his head right off

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.957
[cheesy cell phone ring]
00:00:03.044 --> 00:00:05.484
[fake Japanese accent] Hello? Mr. Teagarten no home, his phone
00:00:05.546 --> 00:00:08.914
went through a snow blower, and he chop his head right off.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:37
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
[slow blues] - Drunk Parents 00:12
[slow blues]
But those medals made me remember that I used to win. - Drunk Parents 00:05
But those medals made me remember that I used to win.
This week, I've cried more than I have ever cried before, - Drunk Parents 00:09
This week, I've cried more than I have ever cried befor...
It's like I've become this person I don't know, - Drunk Parents 00:06
It's like I've become this person I don't kno...
[exhales] - Drunk Parents 00:04
[exhales]
I bet Rachel used to take one of those buses to school. - Drunk Parents 00:04
I bet Rachel used to take one of those buses to school.
Long ago, back in the time when she used to look up to me - Drunk Parents 00:05
Long ago, back in the time when she used to look up to me
[cries] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[cries]
But if I was, it's because good god. - Drunk Parents 00:04
But if I was, it's because good god.
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[laughs]
[Bum 1] You believe this pile of fish face, calling me "his man?" - Drunk Parents 00:06
[Bum 1] You believe this pile of fish face, calling me "...
No, no. It's, uh, it's more like fuck you. - Drunk Parents 00:04
No, no. It's, uh, it's more like fuck you.
[clunking] - Drunk Parents 00:04
[clunking]
[liquid pouring] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[liquid pouring]
[explosion] [screaming] - Drunk Parents 00:07
[explosion] [screaming]
Oh yeah, lie on me, get on me girl. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Oh yeah, lie on me, get on me girl.
[coughs] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[coughs]
Mmm. Sounds like a good idea. What, you're calling it YardBay? - Drunk Parents 00:06
Mmm. Sounds like a good idea. What, you're calling it Y...
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[laughs]
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[laughs]