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Drunk Parents

I am so sorry Rob,but the slowest runner always runs third

[Chuckling] I am so sorry Rob,
but the slowest runner always runs third

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[Chuckling]
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I am so sorry Rob, but the slowest
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runner always runs third.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:31
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
I know that you're rich, but it's family money, baby. - Drunk Parents 00:05
I know that you're rich, but it's family money, ba...
Maybe today, shock us baby please. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Maybe today, shock us baby please.
[Clears throat] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[Clears throat]
He's also the smartest runner. - Drunk Parents 00:04
He's also the smartest runner.
Because he knows what it takes to win. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Because he knows what it takes to win.
Either dig deep to make up for the lost time, - Drunk Parents 00:08
Either dig deep to make up for the lost time,
I was always the fourth runner. - Drunk Parents 00:05
I was always the fourth runner.
Because I was very, very good. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Because I was very, very good.
So, let's stretch. - Drunk Parents 00:04
So, let's stretch.
Yes, and Frank is going to tell you what's at the finish line. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Yes, and Frank is going to tell you what's at the finis...
Please, please, Frank. I mean, you cannot - Drunk Parents 00:08
Please, please, Frank. I mean, you cannot
Trust those millionaires from Silicon Valley - Drunk Parents 00:13
Trust those millionaires from Silicon Valley
Silicon is fake, like the fake silicon boobs, - Drunk Parents 00:09
Silicon is fake, like the fake silicon boobs,
You know the phrase "burn down the house to cook a pig?" - Drunk Parents 00:08
You know the phrase "burn down the house to cook a pig?...
We help them sell the barbecued pork. - Drunk Parents 00:05
We help them sell the barbecued pork.
People browse yard sales from home. - Drunk Parents 00:05
People browse yard sales from home.
My crazy made you look good, and now they want YardBay! - Drunk Parents 00:04
My crazy made you look good, and now they want YardBay!
Oh Frank is it over - Drunk Parents 00:05
Oh Frank is it over
[Stammers] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[Stammers]
I've tried piecing it together, but I don't know. - Drunk Parents 00:05
I've tried piecing it together, but I don't know.