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Drunk Parents

I do not want his DNAon my private things

I do not want his DNA
on my private things

Full Transcript

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I do not want his DNA on my private things.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:45
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
Look, I know I should have said something, but it's not - Drunk Parents 00:08
Look, I know I should have said something, but it's not
Carl Part of me would like to punch you in the face right now - Drunk Parents 00:11
Carl Part of me would like to punch you in the face right...
Our house could be a shack cantilevered over hell's septic - Drunk Parents 00:06
Our house could be a shack cantilevered over hell's sep...
You either move into our house, or you're back on the street - Drunk Parents 00:05
You either move into our house, or you're back on the s...
I guess I could just get my 25 grand back - Drunk Parents 00:06
I guess I could just get my 25 grand back
You know what - Drunk Parents 00:19
You know what
I'm not really interested in mattresses normally, but this is - Drunk Parents 00:10
I'm not really interested in mattresses normally, but t...
Have you ever had your head examined - Drunk Parents 00:04
Have you ever had your head examined
"I'm not even a mattress guy." Jesus H Christ, Carl, you are - Drunk Parents 00:06
"I'm not even a mattress guy." Jesus H Christ...
Carl Why are we going through the backyard - Drunk Parents 00:15
Carl Why are we going through the backyard
Did you learn that in the 5th grade, or from a 5th grader? - Drunk Parents 00:05
Did you learn that in the 5th grade, or from a 5th grader?
[Nancy] Baby, only you would think of turning Nigel's pool - Drunk Parents 00:06
[Nancy] Baby, only you would think of turning Nigel's p...
I'm being objective. I mean, compared to Rachel, - Drunk Parents 00:05
I'm being objective. I mean, compared to Rachel,
Their screechy voices so hard on the ears. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Their screechy voices so hard on the ears.
Janice's grand unforgettable party. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Janice's grand unforgettable party.
Your sister only threw that party to prove how rich she is. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Your sister only threw that party to prove how rich she is.
You know, I was in a 98 cents store today. - Drunk Parents 00:05
You know, I was in a 98 cents store today.
[sighs] I bet you anything - Drunk Parents 00:06
[sighs] I bet you anything
That's only because she married Dan, not because - Drunk Parents 00:06
That's only because she married Dan, not because
On a hunch we bought that pregnancy test and eight months - Drunk Parents 00:09
On a hunch we bought that pregnancy test and eight months