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Drunk Parents

"I'm not even a mattress guy."Jesus H Christ, Carl, you are not getting thefucking...

"I'm not even a mattress guy."
Jesus H Christ, Carl, you are not getting the
fucking mattress

Full Transcript

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"I'm not even a mattress guy." Jesus H Christ, Carl, you are
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not getting the fucking mattress.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:45
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
Carl Why are we going through the backyard - Drunk Parents 00:15
Carl Why are we going through the backyard
Did you learn that in the 5th grade, or from a 5th grader? - Drunk Parents 00:05
Did you learn that in the 5th grade, or from a 5th grader?
[Nancy] Baby, only you would think of turning Nigel's pool - Drunk Parents 00:06
[Nancy] Baby, only you would think of turning Nigel's p...
I'm being objective. I mean, compared to Rachel, - Drunk Parents 00:05
I'm being objective. I mean, compared to Rachel,
Their screechy voices so hard on the ears. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Their screechy voices so hard on the ears.
Janice's grand unforgettable party. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Janice's grand unforgettable party.
Your sister only threw that party to prove how rich she is. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Your sister only threw that party to prove how rich she is.
You know, I was in a 98 cents store today. - Drunk Parents 00:05
You know, I was in a 98 cents store today.
[sighs] I bet you anything - Drunk Parents 00:06
[sighs] I bet you anything
That's only because she married Dan, not because - Drunk Parents 00:06
That's only because she married Dan, not because
On a hunch we bought that pregnancy test and eight months - Drunk Parents 00:09
On a hunch we bought that pregnancy test and eight months
Well, I'm his butler, not his accountant, you fucking arse. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Well, I'm his butler, not his accountant, you fucking a...
[Mastercard agent yelling] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[Mastercard agent yelling]
Frank, why don't we sell our funeral plots? - Drunk Parents 00:04
Frank, why don't we sell our funeral plots?
We can get what, 2,000 dollars at least, right? - Drunk Parents 00:05
We can get what, 2,000 dollars at least, right?
I actually have to pee really badly right now, - Drunk Parents 00:08
I actually have to pee really badly right now,
[doorbell rings] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[doorbell rings]
[Nancy] Run, run, ISIS has come! - Drunk Parents 00:04
[Nancy] Run, run, ISIS has come!
[engine revs] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[engine revs]
[gun cocks] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[gun cocks]