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Drunk Parents

Kind of like when a spider eggpops, and all these little spiders come andbite you in the...

Kind of like when a spider egg
pops, and all these little spiders come and
bite you in the ass

Full Transcript

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Kind of like when a spider egg pops, and all these little
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spiders come and bite you in the ass.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:56
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
Frank, if you cash that cheque, then it's no longer one mistake. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Frank, if you cash that cheque, then it's no longer one...
But Tyler, desperation is a bitch. - Drunk Parents 00:04
But Tyler, desperation is a bitch.
Thank you so much for everything that you've done to help us. - Drunk Parents 00:06
Thank you so much for everything that you've done to he...
So, you guys have your work cut out for you. - Drunk Parents 00:04
So, you guys have your work cut out for you.
Just remember grass can grow through concrete - Drunk Parents 00:09
Just remember grass can grow through concrete
No, no, the phrase is "grass can grow through concrete." - Drunk Parents 00:08
No, no, the phrase is "grass can grow through concrete....
[screams, squealing tires] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[screams, squealing tires]
You're gonna get fresh clothes, - Drunk Parents 00:05
You're gonna get fresh clothes,
[laughs] [cheesy ringtone] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[laughs] [cheesy ringtone]
They took my purse, my phone, Nigel's furniture. - Drunk Parents 00:05
They took my purse, my phone, Nigel's furniture.
That guy Wayne was all wrong, and we knew it. - Drunk Parents 00:05
That guy Wayne was all wrong, and we knew it.
Now fuck it, they stole everything! - Drunk Parents 00:04
Now fuck it, they stole everything!
My wife just got an article published in Omni magazine. - Drunk Parents 00:05
My wife just got an article published in Omni magazine.
Wow. [laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:07
Wow. [laughs]
Man plans and God laughs right I mean - Drunk Parents 00:09
Man plans and God laughs right I mean
I'm sorry, my gosh, did you change your hair? - Drunk Parents 00:05
I'm sorry, my gosh, did you change your hair?
[clubby electronic music] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[clubby electronic music]
I'm against profiling, not that I necessarily would - Drunk Parents 00:09
I'm against profiling, not that I necessarily would
People have been ringing the doorbell all day asking about - Drunk Parents 00:12
People have been ringing the doorbell all day asking about
Did you say "catalytic converters?" - Drunk Parents 00:11
Did you say "catalytic converters?"