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Drunk Parents

We rolled the dice hard,but we believed in it

[lighter clicks] We rolled the dice hard,
but we believed in it

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We rolled the dice hard, but we believed in it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:43
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
They started calling us "controversial," which is the - Drunk Parents 00:07
They started calling us "controversial," which is ...
We've been holding it together until she went off to college, - Drunk Parents 00:07
We've been holding it together until she went off to co...
Artificial heart valves designed for transfemoral placement, - Drunk Parents 00:05
Artificial heart valves designed for transfemoral placement,
Yesterday, I had to take three child seats - Drunk Parents 00:12
Yesterday, I had to take three child seats
So, if I were you, I'd find a way to put some loot in my suit. - Drunk Parents 00:04
So, if I were you, I'd find a way to put some loot in m...
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[laughs]
So, we sell it as-is, or we fix it? - Drunk Parents 00:04
So, we sell it as-is, or we fix it?
Uh, no, Bert. Our living room puked all over our yard. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Uh, no, Bert. Our living room puked all over our yard.
A two thousand dollar Breville Oracle espresso machine. - Drunk Parents 00:05
A two thousand dollar Breville Oracle espresso machine.
But we never even took it out of the damn box. - Drunk Parents 00:05
But we never even took it out of the damn box.
Just be happy that the thing is still in the box, - Drunk Parents 00:07
Just be happy that the thing is still in the box,
Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere, and I can't even afford to get - Drunk Parents 00:09
Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere, and I can't even afford...
So, the two of you were trying to make the long distance - Drunk Parents 00:08
So, the two of you were trying to make the long distance
[Frank] Hey Jason, do you wear your Staples uniform under your - Drunk Parents 00:08
[Frank] Hey Jason, do you wear your Staples uniform under yo...
[lectures in Spanish] - Drunk Parents 00:11
[lectures in Spanish]
Mr. Teagarten, I'd really like to get along with you, - Drunk Parents 00:09
Mr. Teagarten, I'd really like to get along with you,
[cheesy ringtone] - Drunk Parents 00:07
[cheesy ringtone]
You know, sideways, the cars, the street? - Drunk Parents 00:05
You know, sideways, the cars, the street?
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[laughs]
Oh, that's weird. Hey, listen, Nigel, - Drunk Parents 00:07
Oh, that's weird. Hey, listen, Nigel,