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Drunk Parents

Wow. Man plans and God laughs. Right? I mean, everybody's got a plan, until you get...

Frank Teagarten: Wow. Man plans and God laughs. Right? I mean, everybody's got a plan, until you get punched in the face. Jesus

Full Transcript

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Man plans and God laughs right I mean
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Everybody's got a plan until you get
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punched in the face
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Jesus
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:25
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
I'm sorry, my gosh, did you change your hair? - Drunk Parents 00:05
I'm sorry, my gosh, did you change your hair?
[clubby electronic music] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[clubby electronic music]
I'm against profiling, not that I necessarily would - Drunk Parents 00:09
I'm against profiling, not that I necessarily would
People have been ringing the doorbell all day asking about - Drunk Parents 00:12
People have been ringing the doorbell all day asking about
Did you say "catalytic converters?" - Drunk Parents 00:11
Did you say "catalytic converters?"
We snip them off the cars, smelt em down and sell off the - Drunk Parents 00:05
We snip them off the cars, smelt em down and sell off the
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:09
[laughs]
[shrieks] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[shrieks]
If you ever try anything like that again, I am gonna kick your - Drunk Parents 00:09
If you ever try anything like that again, I am gonna kick yo...
[grimaces] - Drunk Parents 00:10
[grimaces]
You forgot about the attic hatch, Einstein. - Drunk Parents 00:04
You forgot about the attic hatch, Einstein.
Hey, I'm sorry about the misunderstanding. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Hey, I'm sorry about the misunderstanding.
You were the fastest on the team, but what I don't - Drunk Parents 00:06
You were the fastest on the team, but what I don't
And I, I work hard, and I take any job I do very seriously. - Drunk Parents 00:06
And I, I work hard, and I take any job I do very seriously.
I used to make high-end five figures over at Brent Talbot, - Drunk Parents 00:05
I used to make high-end five figures over at Brent Talbot,
Now, I got a sales staff of guys longing for the days - Drunk Parents 00:07
Now, I got a sales staff of guys longing for the days
Shit, some days I look at one of those cat cons and think - Drunk Parents 00:11
Shit, some days I look at one of those cat cons and think
I'm fairly positive I need to use the bathroom. - Drunk Parents 00:05
I'm fairly positive I need to use the bathroom.
Get your hands off my ass - Drunk Parents 00:06
Get your hands off my ass
You'll rot. And I'll just come - Drunk Parents 00:06
You'll rot. And I'll just come