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No. Nigel will never press charges
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Drunk Parents

No. Nigel willnever press charges, I've pulled his fat outof the fire too many times

No. Nigel will
never press charges, I've pulled his fat out
of the fire too many times

Full Transcript

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No. Nigel will never press charges,
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I've pulled his fat out of the fire too many times.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:12
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
Like last month, his smoke detector was beeping, - Drunk Parents 00:05
Like last month, his smoke detector was beeping,
Snap out of it, motherfucker. We're going to jail. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Snap out of it, motherfucker. We're going to jail.
Do you really need all these panties and such hun - Drunk Parents 00:10
Do you really need all these panties and such hun
I do not want his DNA on my private things. - Drunk Parents 00:04
I do not want his DNA on my private things.
Look, I know I should have said something, but it's not - Drunk Parents 00:08
Look, I know I should have said something, but it's not
Carl Part of me would like to punch you in the face right now - Drunk Parents 00:11
Carl Part of me would like to punch you in the face right...
Our house could be a shack cantilevered over hell's septic - Drunk Parents 00:06
Our house could be a shack cantilevered over hell's sep...
You either move into our house, or you're back on the street - Drunk Parents 00:05
You either move into our house, or you're back on the s...
I guess I could just get my 25 grand back - Drunk Parents 00:06
I guess I could just get my 25 grand back
You know what - Drunk Parents 00:19
You know what
I'm not really interested in mattresses normally, but this is - Drunk Parents 00:10
I'm not really interested in mattresses normally, but t...
Have you ever had your head examined - Drunk Parents 00:04
Have you ever had your head examined
"I'm not even a mattress guy." Jesus H Christ, Carl, you are - Drunk Parents 00:06
"I'm not even a mattress guy." Jesus H Christ...
Carl Why are we going through the backyard - Drunk Parents 00:15
Carl Why are we going through the backyard
Did you learn that in the 5th grade, or from a 5th grader? - Drunk Parents 00:05
Did you learn that in the 5th grade, or from a 5th grader?
[Nancy] Baby, only you would think of turning Nigel's pool - Drunk Parents 00:06
[Nancy] Baby, only you would think of turning Nigel's p...
I'm being objective. I mean, compared to Rachel, - Drunk Parents 00:05
I'm being objective. I mean, compared to Rachel,
Their screechy voices so hard on the ears. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Their screechy voices so hard on the ears.
Janice's grand unforgettable party. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Janice's grand unforgettable party.
Your sister only threw that party to prove how rich she is. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Your sister only threw that party to prove how rich she is.