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So, I am going to make you the first runner
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Drunk Parents

So, I am going to makeyou the first runner

So, I am going to make
you the first runner

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So, I am going to make you the first runner.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:09
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
The second runner needs to be solid, and dependable. - Drunk Parents 00:06
The second runner needs to be solid, and dependable.
You've done well in Wall Street, but you've never - Drunk Parents 00:06
You've done well in Wall Street, but you've never
[Chuckling] - Drunk Parents 00:10
[Chuckling]
I know that you're rich, but it's family money, baby. - Drunk Parents 00:05
I know that you're rich, but it's family money, ba...
Maybe today, shock us baby please. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Maybe today, shock us baby please.
[Clears throat] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[Clears throat]
He's also the smartest runner. - Drunk Parents 00:04
He's also the smartest runner.
Because he knows what it takes to win. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Because he knows what it takes to win.
Either dig deep to make up for the lost time, - Drunk Parents 00:08
Either dig deep to make up for the lost time,
I was always the fourth runner. - Drunk Parents 00:05
I was always the fourth runner.
Because I was very, very good. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Because I was very, very good.
So, let's stretch. - Drunk Parents 00:04
So, let's stretch.
Yes, and Frank is going to tell you what's at the finish line. - Drunk Parents 00:05
Yes, and Frank is going to tell you what's at the finis...
Please, please, Frank. I mean, you cannot - Drunk Parents 00:08
Please, please, Frank. I mean, you cannot
Trust those millionaires from Silicon Valley - Drunk Parents 00:13
Trust those millionaires from Silicon Valley
Silicon is fake, like the fake silicon boobs, - Drunk Parents 00:09
Silicon is fake, like the fake silicon boobs,
You know the phrase "burn down the house to cook a pig?" - Drunk Parents 00:08
You know the phrase "burn down the house to cook a pig?...
We help them sell the barbecued pork. - Drunk Parents 00:05
We help them sell the barbecued pork.
People browse yard sales from home. - Drunk Parents 00:05
People browse yard sales from home.
My crazy made you look good, and now they want YardBay! - Drunk Parents 00:04
My crazy made you look good, and now they want YardBay!