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So, if I were you, I'd find a way to put some loot in my suit
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Drunk Parents

So, if I were you, I'd find away to put some loot in my suit

So, if I were you, I'd find a
way to put some loot in my suit

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So, if I were you, I'd find a way to put some loot in my suit.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:50
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[laughs]
So, we sell it as-is, or we fix it? - Drunk Parents 00:04
So, we sell it as-is, or we fix it?
Uh, no, Bert. Our living room puked all over our yard. - Drunk Parents 00:04
Uh, no, Bert. Our living room puked all over our yard.
A two thousand dollar Breville Oracle espresso machine. - Drunk Parents 00:05
A two thousand dollar Breville Oracle espresso machine.
But we never even took it out of the damn box. - Drunk Parents 00:05
But we never even took it out of the damn box.
Just be happy that the thing is still in the box, - Drunk Parents 00:07
Just be happy that the thing is still in the box,
Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere, and I can't even afford to get - Drunk Parents 00:09
Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere, and I can't even afford...
So, the two of you were trying to make the long distance - Drunk Parents 00:08
So, the two of you were trying to make the long distance
[Frank] Hey Jason, do you wear your Staples uniform under your - Drunk Parents 00:08
[Frank] Hey Jason, do you wear your Staples uniform under yo...
[lectures in Spanish] - Drunk Parents 00:11
[lectures in Spanish]
Mr. Teagarten, I'd really like to get along with you, - Drunk Parents 00:09
Mr. Teagarten, I'd really like to get along with you,
[cheesy ringtone] - Drunk Parents 00:07
[cheesy ringtone]
You know, sideways, the cars, the street? - Drunk Parents 00:05
You know, sideways, the cars, the street?
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[laughs]
Oh, that's weird. Hey, listen, Nigel, - Drunk Parents 00:07
Oh, that's weird. Hey, listen, Nigel,
I can get the kid down the street to do it for free, - Drunk Parents 00:06
I can get the kid down the street to do it for free,
[cheesy ringtone] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[cheesy ringtone]
No, I don't know when, but your credit card is very - Drunk Parents 00:04
No, I don't know when, but your credit card is very
I'll send you the credit card, and you just shove it up - Drunk Parents 00:05
I'll send you the credit card, and you just shove it up
[clicks off] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[clicks off]