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Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere, and I can't even afford to get
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Drunk Parents

Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere,and I can't even afford to get my roots done orget a bikini...

Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere,
and I can't even afford to get my roots done or
get a bikini wax

Full Transcript

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Stuff, stuff, stuff everywhere, and I can't even afford to get
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my roots done or get a bikini wax.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:55
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Fortitude International,Bron Studios,Creative Wealth Media Finance

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Movie Summary

Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.
So, the two of you were trying to make the long distance - Drunk Parents 00:08
So, the two of you were trying to make the long distance
[Frank] Hey Jason, do you wear your Staples uniform under your - Drunk Parents 00:08
[Frank] Hey Jason, do you wear your Staples uniform under yo...
[lectures in Spanish] - Drunk Parents 00:11
[lectures in Spanish]
Mr. Teagarten, I'd really like to get along with you, - Drunk Parents 00:09
Mr. Teagarten, I'd really like to get along with you,
[cheesy ringtone] - Drunk Parents 00:07
[cheesy ringtone]
You know, sideways, the cars, the street? - Drunk Parents 00:05
You know, sideways, the cars, the street?
[laughs] - Drunk Parents 00:08
[laughs]
Oh, that's weird. Hey, listen, Nigel, - Drunk Parents 00:07
Oh, that's weird. Hey, listen, Nigel,
I can get the kid down the street to do it for free, - Drunk Parents 00:06
I can get the kid down the street to do it for free,
[cheesy ringtone] - Drunk Parents 00:06
[cheesy ringtone]
No, I don't know when, but your credit card is very - Drunk Parents 00:04
No, I don't know when, but your credit card is very
I'll send you the credit card, and you just shove it up - Drunk Parents 00:05
I'll send you the credit card, and you just shove it up
[clicks off] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[clicks off]
You're supposed to be looking after his property, - Drunk Parents 00:06
You're supposed to be looking after his property,
You gonna put an ad on Craigslist and rent it out? - Drunk Parents 00:04
You gonna put an ad on Craigslist and rent it out?
[Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man" plays] - Drunk Parents 00:18
[Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man" plays]
They used to strap coca tree bark to their bodies before - Drunk Parents 00:06
They used to strap coca tree bark to their bodies before
The cocaine would leech into their bloodstream, - Drunk Parents 00:09
The cocaine would leech into their bloodstream,
What music will transport her back to her youth, - Drunk Parents 00:08
What music will transport her back to her youth,
[cork pops loudly] - Drunk Parents 00:05
[cork pops loudly]